Trail #356 – Every Girl Needs Multiples! Texticle Teaser, Woody Poker Her, Pitcher’s Mounds

  The next few days is filled with holidays that promote some of the hares favorite things murder,pie,  steak, blowjobs and playing with the Irish. So come in your kilts, togas, meat costumes or hell just hash gear and get your run in now because it is unlikely you will be sober enough for one this weekend. *Just found out that there is no block party at Parasol’s and Tracey’s on Thursday so parking should not be a problem. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack , flashlight & whistle. Date: Thursday, March 13, 2014 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm … Continue ReadingTrail #356 – Every Girl Needs Multiples! Texticle Teaser, Woody Poker Her, Pitcher’s Mounds

Trail # 343 – It’s the Holidays! Woody Poke Her and Motherload

  The hares want a little more variety in the holidays this time of year so come dressed to celebrate any holiday other than the too easy Christmas and Hanukkah. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday, December 12, 2013. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: It’s the holidays! Dress to celebrate any holiday other than Christmas or Hanukkah. Start: Parking lot across from Handsome Willy’s (218 S. Robertson Street, New Orleans, LA 70112) Hare and Co-Hares: Woody Poke Her & Motherload Beer Hare: Just Eric Pre-Lube Location: Handsome Willy’s ,218 S. Robertson Street, New Orleans, LA … Continue ReadingTrail # 343 – It’s the Holidays! Woody Poke Her and Motherload

Trail # 338 – Show Us Your Daisy Dukes! Woody Poke Her & Dead Cell

The Duke boys are at it again and looking to get down and dirty! So put on your sluttiest jean shorts and show these boys what you are made of. FLASHLIGHT, WHISTLE & SHIGGY SOCKS REQUIRED.  Loose morals and orifices strongly suggested, as you will get f*%ked. BYO batteries. Trail will be A to A+ with shiggy. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight, whistle & shiggy socks When: Thursday, November 7th, 2013 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme:  Show us your daisy dukes! jean shorts, long and short: the sluttier, the better! Hare and Co-Hares: Woody Poke … Continue ReadingTrail # 338 – Show Us Your Daisy Dukes! Woody Poke Her & Dead Cell

# 329 -The Hash Goes Camping, Woody Poke Her & Meowschwitz (Virgin Lay & Birthday Boy!)

Well, it’s the end of SUMMER, so all you Boys and Girls who have ever SCOUTed a trail (and even those who haven’t) to tune out the BAND, forget about RELIGION, and CONCENTRATE on finding a good camp costume Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight, whistle, and possibly some shiggy socks Date: Thursday, September 12th, 2013 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: The Hash Goes Camping Hare: Woody Poke Her and Meowschwitz (virgin lay & birthday boy) Beer Hare: Anaphylactic Cock Start: Corner of Monroe St. and Oak St. (catty corner to Bread on Oak) Pre -Lube: … Continue Reading# 329 -The Hash Goes Camping, Woody Poke Her & Meowschwitz (Virgin Lay & Birthday Boy!)

Trail # 295 – Woody Poke Her gets the Virgin

We had a last minute cancellation on the schedule and Woody was kind enough to offer to help break in the virgin lay Just Neil on his first trail, hopefully there will be no splinters in the wood.  But like a lot of first times it is usually less planned and could get a little rough. No precise theme at the moment, but that could change, so at this point just were some hash attire. Bring a $1 (no coins), 6-pack, whistle and a FLASHLIGHT! Hare says that this will be an necessity! Date: February 21, 2013. 6:30 pm meet, … Continue ReadingTrail # 295 – Woody Poke Her gets the Virgin