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Valentine’s Day has come and gone, and if you didn’t get it in, take this opportunity to chase some Woods to make up for your previous lack of effort. There’s no theme this week since all you should be focused on is doing trail and chasing tail. There will be multiple beer stops for you to catch your breath and lay eyes on your hares to remind you of what you’re chasing. Keep your peepers peeled for some special surprises along the way that’ll help lower your inhibitions when you can’t catch us and have to take whatever leftovers are … Continue ReadingTrail # 528 – Spare the Wood, Spoil the Hounds – Petrified Wood and Woody Poke Her

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Trail # 508 – K.I.S.S – Texticle Teaser, Woody Pokeher, and Just Sean

October 4, 2016

Fall is in the air, Halloween decorations are out, and cute co-eds all over the place. Time for a jaunt Uptown. We are gonna keep it simple this week so come out in your favorite hash shirt, enjoy the cooler weather, and don’t forget to bring a flashlight! (Seriously, it’s dark out there!) Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, October 6, 2016 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm pack away Theme: K.I.S.S. Start: Temple Sinai, 6227 Saint Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA 70118 Hare and Co-Hares: Texticle Teaser, Woody Pokeher, Just Sean Beer Hare: Shitty Titties Pre-Lube … Continue ReadingTrail # 508 – K.I.S.S – Texticle Teaser, Woody Pokeher, and Just Sean

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Trail # 499 – Let your Freak Flag Fly! – Woody Poke Her, Dead Cell

August 2, 2016

This Thursday, leave inhibitions at home! Let your freak flag fly! Knock the dust off of your favorite strap-on, my little pony butt plug, gimp suit, or traffic cop uniform. wear whatever you like; but wear your shiggy socks and wear bug spray! There may be more that one beer stop, so bring more to drink than normal (including water). There may be a shot check or two, so bring your designated driver. You may want some dry shoes at the end, but that’s your business. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date: August 4 6:30 Show, 7 pm … Continue ReadingTrail # 499 – Let your Freak Flag Fly! – Woody Poke Her, Dead Cell

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Trail # 450 – All Plaid Out! Woody Poke Her & Ridin’ Bloody

October 13, 2015October 13, 2015

Woody has come for a visit from the wilds of Utah and plans to introduce us to his love of plaid (I’m actually surprised he didn’t try to get us to dress as Mormons) along with Ridin Bloody. Expect plaid, expect beards, a longish trail and likely a hipster siting. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters! Date: Thursday, October 15, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: All Plaid Out, Wear Plaid Everything Hares (s):Woody Poke Her & Ridin’ … Continue ReadingTrail # 450 – All Plaid Out! Woody Poke Her & Ridin’ Bloody

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Trail #371 – No Pants Party! Woody Poke Her, Ridin’ Bloody & Mystery Hare

May 21, 2014May 21, 2014

Put away your party pants, if you haven’t burned them already; and wring out your liver! this week is a NO PANTS PARTY! wear whatever you want, as long as pants are not involved (and yes, shorts are considered pants). you’ll have a decent amount of trail to offset the shot stops; and be prepared for a little shiggy. this is an A to A+ trail, so park accordingly. YOU WILL NEED: your flashlight, whistle, and extra beer; but no pants. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle, shiggy socks advisable When: Thursday, May 22, 2014. 6:30 … Continue ReadingTrail #371 – No Pants Party! Woody Poke Her, Ridin’ Bloody & Mystery Hare