Trail #496 – Prohibition – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

Come one, come moll, this week’s theme is the Prohibition Era! Come hoof it for a trail set in the Roaring 20’s/Gangster 30’s. Join us for a caper that will be the cat’s meow! Follow trail to find your way into a couple of juice joints where you can get some very special “giggle water.” Just be wary that that your hares don’t lead ya to a frame up. Get dolled up in your glad rags and join us for a real whoopee. Bring: One clam (no coins), 6-pack of hooch, whistle, torch Date: July 14 6:30 show, 7:00 GO Theme: Prohibition … Continue ReadingTrail #496 – Prohibition – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

Trail # 477 3rd ANAL Half-Baked Yeast-Infection Down-Under – Kiwi Wiwi and What’s Warm

You were clueless the first time.  You couldn’t believe we did it again a year later.  Now, here we stand with blood-shot eyes, down-under the threshold of greatness, caked in fermented flour to do it again!  This is not a trail, but a quest for eternal life!  Okay, maybe just a quest for beer and flour; but if that doesn’t bring you eternal life, I don’t know what does.  Okay.  Enough with the pageantry, here cums the D……etails. Definitely bring a flashlight, or act like you’re trying to go home with someone who brought one.  You will need it.  There will be 4 trails of approximately 1 … Continue ReadingTrail # 477 3rd ANAL Half-Baked Yeast-Infection Down-Under – Kiwi Wiwi and What’s Warm

Trail # 468 – It’s LENT! – Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood, & What’s Warm

Mardi Gras is over and now is the time to pay for our sins.  It is LENT you wankers, prepare for the coming of the Lord and savior (we know he can’t go hashing). Join us in a celebration of pretending to give up things so that we look like good little Catholic boys and girls. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 Pack, flashlight, whistle Date: February 11, 2016  6:30 pm Show, 7:00 pm Go Theme: Lent – the holiest time of the year Start: The Parking lot next to the Galley Restaurant  2535 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70001 Hare … Continue ReadingTrail # 468 – It’s LENT! – Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood, & What’s Warm

Trail # 467 – Muses! – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

SPECIAL NOTE:  TIME CHANGE!!!!  Hares away at 6:05pm Sharp!  Hounds away at 6:15pm Sharp! Calling all wankers and wankettes!  Cum join the Voodoo Hash House Harriers in revelry as we celebrate carnival’s finest all-female parade – Muses!!!!  Don your most vibrant dresses, wigs and high heels, if you dare!  True trail will be just less than 2 miles, have no beer near and start early to avoid any logistical issues with the parade.  That said, half of a trail is probably just right for you half-minds anyway.  Stick around after circle to watch the parade.  Bring plenty of beer as the caskets will be available for hasher use … Continue ReadingTrail # 467 – Muses! – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

Trail #456- The Hash Goes to Fat Camp! Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen, Jackrophiliac & What’s Warm

  It’s almost Turkey Day, so all you roly-poly hashers need to get out to the Bywater and lose some weight at Fat Camp beforehand. Dress up as your favorite junk food (you are what ya eat) or in your best summer camp attire and get ready to RUN and pretend like you actually give a fuck about your health. There will be several Turkey-Eagle splits, and some direction for the walkers to not get too lost. Be sure to keep your eyes peeled for hidden ‘contraband’ in the form of trans fats and high fructose corn syrup as you … Continue ReadingTrail #456- The Hash Goes to Fat Camp! Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen, Jackrophiliac & What’s Warm