Trail # 541 – Indiana Jones Adventure – In the Kitchen, Just Steve, The Iceman Thumbeth, and What’s Warm

This week’s trail is being taken care of by top men. What men? Top men- your hares are going to take you on a perilous journey through multiple terrains and obstacles to find treasure that probably belongs in a museum. Since one of your hares is leaving for nine weeks to teach an archaeology field school, she’s saying farewell with an Indiana Jones style adventure. There will be treasure! There will be booby traps! There will be booze! You can totally punch Nazis, it’s in theme! Either way, you’ll probably hit some YBFS…if only you spoke Hovitos! Trail will have … Continue ReadingTrail # 541 – Indiana Jones Adventure – In the Kitchen, Just Steve, The Iceman Thumbeth, and What’s Warm

Trail # 537 – 4th ANAL Half-Baked Yeast Infection Down Under – What’s Warm and KW3

Weed. Bread. Anzac Day. All wrapped into one for hashing pleasure like you’ve never seen before! Unless you came last year! First off, START, all BNs, and ON IN are all at the same location – Laborde Mountain in the Couturie Forest in City Park!!! Definitely bring a FLASHLIGHT!!!! You will need it. There will be 4 trails of approximately 0.75 to 1.5 miles each.  The order in which you do the trails does not matter to us, but you will only be able to do one of two trails for your first trail.  It sounds confusing, but it works. … Continue ReadingTrail # 537 – 4th ANAL Half-Baked Yeast Infection Down Under – What’s Warm and KW3

Trail # 529 – Muses Trail – What’s Warm, In The Kitchen

SPECIAL NOTE:  TIME CHANGE!!!!  Hares away at 6:05pm Sharp!  Hounds away at 6:15pm Sharp! Cum join the Voodoo Hash House Harriers in revelry as we celebrate carnival’s finest all-female parade – Muses!!!!  Don your most vibrant dresses, wigs and high heels, if you dare!  True trail will be just less than 2 miles, have no beer near and start early to avoid any logistical issues with the parade.  Stick around after circle to watch the parade. Bring plenty of beer as the caskets will be available for hasher use at the parade route.  Hope to see y’all at the Mardi … Continue ReadingTrail # 529 – Muses Trail – What’s Warm, In The Kitchen

Trail # 524 – Voodoo Eats Out – Just Janna, Just Steve, and What’s Warm

It’s the eve of the US presidential inauguration and VooDoo is going out in style. We’ll be Putin on our fanciest formals and we’ll have all the best food. Baron mind that there will be four food checks so take the walker’s trail if you need it; we’re not China make you sick. The first one to finish trail will be appointed United States Secretary of Transportation. Everybody else is a loser. Menu: First course: These vegetables do not have the right temperament to be dinner. SAlaD! Second course: Tremendously rich and creamy soup Third course: Sliders so small that … Continue ReadingTrail # 524 – Voodoo Eats Out – Just Janna, Just Steve, and What’s Warm

Trail # 500 – Red Skirt Run: Voodoo FINALLY Gets the D – What’s Warm and the Voodoo Gladiators

The Voodoo Hash House Harriers proudly present its 500th trail – Voodoo finally gets the D (If you don’t get it, and we feel very sorry for you, brush up on your Roman Numerals)!   If you find yourself in town for Red Dress Run weekend in Nola, you don’t want to miss this one.  What’s Warm and his team of Voodoo Gladiators have some special, epic shit planned for you wankers; and this is certainly one for the history books.  Trail details are posted below, and that’s about all the information we can give you without ruining any of … Continue ReadingTrail # 500 – Red Skirt Run: Voodoo FINALLY Gets the D – What’s Warm and the Voodoo Gladiators