Hash Trash 179 – Like Anal Sex for the First Time

I’m back bitches! I know y’all missed me…I know lately I’ve been cumming more like 0 lays a week, like EBS so eagerly likes to call me, but I decided to make a return when I heard Slam Bam was leading this hash. Problem was I forgot that this loud mouth Wanker probably can’t stay focused enough for a blow job let alone an entire hash. I think this mother fucker must have seen some shiny string on trail and forgot how to throw down flour. First half took us around Tchop down to children’s hospital and along the railroad … Continue ReadingHash Trash 179 – Like Anal Sex for the First Time

2011 Campout Registration!

We may not have a venue, but does that mean we can’t get ahead of ourselves and take registration forms? FUCK NO! Fill Me Up assures me we’ll have a location soon (that isn’t trying to screw us in the not-so-fun way ( helloooo, surprise sex! ) ), but until then, you can download this fancy PDF, type in your info, print it, and bring it to the next hash. Last we had an arrest (almost without a bailing out – Starfish and I had our own little adventure trying to find the jail), so let’s hope this year is … Continue Reading2011 Campout Registration!

Epic Campout was EPIC

Well, VooDoo, we have outdone ourselves. Not only did we have SEVEN namings (eight, if Just Dave had stuck around more), but we had an arrest. An arrest! I’m not going to talk about our little prison bitch, or our Black Metal Bretheren™ in the next campsite, but instead just introduce you to the Campout Class of 2010: (in order of naming) Just Dominic – Shit Candy Just Sara – Pickup Fuck Just Jeff – Jefferson Starfish, Just Jason – Game Ovary, Just Marcelle – 8 Lays a Week Just Mike – Cold Wet Douche Just Darren – Top Queer … Continue ReadingEpic Campout was EPIC