Tag: Tits Don’t Fit

Is your shit together post Mardi Gras? Mine neither! But I sure as hell didn’t give up wearing slutty outfits for lent. Come on out and help me fulfill a life long dream of being a 2000s Video Honey. It’s been my destiny all along and I’ve been accumulating gold hoops, leather crop tops, 6″ knee high heels, and neon lip liner for YEARS. Men are encouraged to wear all white, do-rags, saggy pants, and gold teeth. (There may be a surprise Ludacris appearance.) Extra beer is advisable for the on-after parade watching! Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack … Continue ReadingTrail # 411 – Video Honeys!! Tits Don’t Fit & Just Elle

It’s all about tits and ass this week! So bust out that slutty top, those short shorts and show off your assets. *** please note that trail is A to far B so may want to plan accordingly, but hares will have a vehicle to bring folks back to A after circle for those not going to on-after at Mimi’s, or if you want to grab your vehicle to take to Mimi’s* Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle When: Thursday, July 10th, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: T & A (Tits & Ass)! Hare … Continue ReadingTrail # 378 – T & A (Tits & Ass)! Tits Don’t Fit & Asses Up