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First Trail of the new year, and wouldn’t you know it, NOLA problems. Turns out that it is 12th night, Comicon and Bush week. Now normally this would just be the pre-comicon trail, full of fun nerdy things and Lycra costumes that show off perhaps just a little too much leg, but Ole Mate Warmy gets a bit of a stink on if we don’t recognise 12th night… so consider it recognised. Also it’s Bush Week (January 1 through 7) so feel free to get all the screwing up you need to get done finished this week, because after that … Continue ReadingTrail # 522 – Comicon Hash – KW3 and Tits Don’t Fit

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Trail # 495 – American Sparkle Party – Petrified Wood, Tits Don’t Fit, Shitler’s List

July 5, 2016July 7, 2016

Step right up and treat yo self to a big ass scoop of freedom, this night represented by herp…I mean glitter. ATTENTION: There WILL be Glitter. You will Most Likely get Glitter ON you. If you don’t want Glitter coming home with you, use protection! Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date: July 7 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: ‘MURICAN SPARKLE PARTY Start: Yulman Stadium Parking lot at Ben Weiner and Claiborne Hare and Co-Hares: Petrified Wood, Tits Don’t Fit, Shitler’s List Beer Hare: Sir Yaks a Lot Pre-Lube Location: Robert’s Bar 3125 Calhoun St, New Orleans, LA 70125 On-After Location: Snake … Continue ReadingTrail # 495 – American Sparkle Party – Petrified Wood, Tits Don’t Fit, Shitler’s List

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Trail # 466: The Hash is Out of Control! – Jackrophiliac, Dead Cell, and Tits Don’t Fit

January 26, 2016January 28, 2016

Bring your Safety Buddy and reflective vests, because this Hash has gotten OUT OF CONTROL! The only way we can keep having a hash is by making sure nobody has their jimmies rustled one bit, so we’re going to Metairie/Lakeview where it’s nice and safe. Tell your parents we will have you home by 9 for your bath and bedtime story. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack, flashlight, & whistle. Date: January 28, 2016. 6:30 Show 6:69 Go Theme: The Hash is Out of Control! Come dressed as a social justice warrior or a godless heathen with no common decency … Continue ReadingTrail # 466: The Hash is Out of Control! – Jackrophiliac, Dead Cell, and Tits Don’t Fit

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Trail # 447 – Show Your Colours (IRBWC)! KWWW, Tippy Toes, Tit’s Don’t Fit & Cumuter

September 21, 2015September 24, 2015

Show your colours trail. Come the hash and come the flour for the time has come to show your truest of true colours. become part of a global event to handle some balls with your English host Tippy Toes, her Yankee compatriots Tit’s Don’t Fit and Cum Muter and their illegitimate touch-judge. So don your English whites, your Irish Green. Support your Eagles in red, white and blue, show us your pink for the Cherry Blossoms, put on your Green & Gold for the Wallabies or put on all Black for the… uhhh All Black’s (I guess some groups just … Continue ReadingTrail # 447 – Show Your Colours (IRBWC)! KWWW, Tippy Toes, Tit’s Don’t Fit & Cumuter

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Trail # 432 – Cops and Cat Burglars! Tits Don’t Fit

June 8, 2015

Oh booo just another lazy cops and robbers hash. I’m gunna wear an orange jumpsuit or put on my lame Party Central cop costume.. NO YOU AIN’T! You best adorn your sneakiest Cat Bugler Whiskers of Ninja-ery and Feline Tail of Thievery (real things) OR bring your nightstick dildo (I do not suggest you google image that). Cause we bout to get sexualllll up in this jailhouse. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Virgins to sacrifice. It’s summer so water isn’t a bad idea. Date: Thursday June 11th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! … Continue ReadingTrail # 432 – Cops and Cat Burglars! Tits Don’t Fit