Tag: Tidy Bowl Man

I’m not going to lie to you Marge, I was trying to think up a way to write some sort of Irish Incredible Hulk writeup, and it just wasn’t happening. So, in lieu of cleverness, here’s a scary bodybuilder lady, ‘shopped green. Thursdays theme is VooDoo Green with ENVY!  Yeah, wear GREEN dumb asses!  In light of the Campout, and since the coolest will NOT be at the Irish Italian parade on Sunday…or may not be. We are running from that location. Chase Bank parking lot, Veterans and Phosphor St. (south side/I-10 side) next to Mugz Bar.( so we have … Continue Reading#125 – Green with Envy!

Now, I know this is über late, but I just got the info from Just Mike, our born-again Virgin Hare. “Born-again Virgin Hare? How is this possible?” I hear you cry. Well, remember when Erectiaphobia (his wife) and I drug you through City Park the other week? Well, he was supposed to hare but came down with the plague, so she stepped up. Well, it seems there’s nothing to save us now – he’s determined to hare and ready to go. Oh, and it’d be wise to wear scrubs / shiggy socks / etc. Just Mike seems to like the … Continue Reading#122 – First Laid

First and foremost: WHO DAT! Second, I want to go ahead and say “I told you so”. Now, I know what most of you are saying: “Like crap you did, Pastor.”, or if you’re Fill Me Up, “I can’t believe I rooted for the Colts – how much do I suck?” Well, I can prove it. I want to take you to a day in VooDoo History, back to September 7th, when I posted up the information for that week’s hash, #98 – Tight Ends and Wide Receivers. Quoth the Pastor: “This Sunday is the first Saints game of the … Continue Reading#121 – Who Dat Hash

I know what you’re about to read has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s trail info, and I don’t give a good goddamn. So, in lieu of witty commentary, I’ll simply say this and move on to minimal trail info: WHO DAT, BITCHES! And now back to our regular programming: Hares: Just Darren (Virgin!), Tidy Bowl Man, Ready Whip When: 6:30pm, Jan 21st Where: Celebration Church at Transcontinental and I-10 Pre-Lube: Step Brothers Bar – W. Napoleon and Transcontinental On-After: Just Darren’s at 2516 Margie St. Metairie, LA 70003. Theme: cum dressed as your dream Costs: $1 and a … Continue Reading#118 – Wet Dreams

It’s carnival time, you know what that means…. TIT CHECK! Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a mask  (HIGHLY recommended). Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, wankers. Check out dantesmasquerade.com for Got Milk’s custom mask offerings. Tidy Bowl will bring some $15 masks to the hash start point for anyone who wants them.