#177 – Dead Celebrities II

As our hare, Tidy Bowl Man, would say, “I am so funny, I kill myself!!! ” Well, whether celebrities kill themselves through pills, alcohol, or erotic asphyxiation, we love us some dead ones. We’re putting the fun in Funeral this week. Show up as someone famous, who’s dead! Show up as someone they played in a movie. It’s a FUNeral theme, so dress up you fucking wankers. NOH3 needs volunteers for the two water stations for the Rock N Roll marathon. Meet at Sunday 7am, Esplanade and N. Derbigny. Red Dress is mandatory!!! Food, beer, music will be provided for volunteers only, you … Continue Reading#177 – Dead Celebrities II

#169 – Trailer Park Christmas

Hash gifts! Hash gifts! Hash gifts! You guys are some generous motherfuckers. Every week, I have to bring a gift for someone. This week is no different. Bring a gift to swap for that damn white elephant game, or whatever it’s called. We’re going to exchange hash presents after circle. Last time, Just Sara gave up her oral talents as a gift and 8 lays got into a bitch fight with her sister over a dildo. You never know what crazy item someone is going to end up with. I just know if someone tries and steals my rock again, … Continue Reading#169 – Trailer Park Christmas

#166 – VoodooHash 4th Analversary Hash

THIS WILL BE A FREE HASH, WITH OUT A SNACK KITTY…SO KEEP  YOUR DOLLAR TO BUY MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT, BEOCH! HA! We will meet at the Corner of Tchoupitoulas St and Napoleon Ave by da River, Dawlin! So, since I don’t know how many will show…I am bring just an ice chest/Ice…Should be a reasonable distance run, (alcohol levels in check) Bring some extra dollars …we may end (post circle) in a bar!  HINT!!! Our first running of VooDooHashHouseHarriers consisted of 6 people, I believe. Hare was: Vagina Minor Founders: Dental Damsel, Dock Cousteau AND, TidyBowlMan Others: Bend Over Rover, … Continue Reading#166 – VoodooHash 4th Analversary Hash

Hash Poem & Upcumming events.

Krewe Du Vieux Fundraiser tonight & NOH3 Christmas Party If you aren’t on the mailing list, e-mail Voodoo.hash@gmail.com and ask to add your e-mail. If you don’t feel like asking, feel free to write an e-mail cursing us out and demanding that shit. Pig Roast Promo Flyer. Show up. I’ve never been, but I’m sure it’s a fun. It’s a Krewe du Vieux event for Christ Sakes. Hell, think I just convinced myself to cum tonight for the first time. NOH3 Hash Christmas Party is on Friday December 03, 2010 at 8:00pm. If you haven’t been to an NOH3 run, you … Continue ReadingHash Poem & Upcumming events.

#162 – 3RD ANAL BLACK DRESS RUN!

This year, Tidy Bowl and I decided to do something special for you assholes for the 3rd Black Dress Run – we pulled some strings and made the Day of the Dead land on a Monday! We did this just for you! So if any of you cockbites complain about us failing to reserve perfect weather, just remember that we shifted the goddamn calendar year one day to make this happen. That takes a lot of work – I bet you those bitch-asses at the U.N. can’t even shift the calendar. Fuckin’ recognize, y’heard? If you show up, and you’re … Continue Reading#162 – 3RD ANAL BLACK DRESS RUN!