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#301 – Camp out Sing Along

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We’re breaking all the rules this week. It’s camp out. We’re pre-lubing. Twater Sports, Cockness Monster, and Everything Butt Sex cut the trail in half and doubled the beer! Fuck yo 6 pack and $1. You bring $10 cash, your hash mug, and your favorite hash songs! If you bring a $20 we’re keeping your change for the on-after! Bring $10 exactly, and not coins! Why? We already bought the beer! We have beer stops, we got bar stops, we got jello shot stops, we got out of town hashers looking to get laid, we got awesome drink and shot … Continue Reading#301 – Camp out Sing Along

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#279 – Neon Glow

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Alright half-mind’s, bring out your glow necklaces, glow panties, glow hats, glow glasses, glow in the dark condoms, and neon sex paints. It’s a glow stick hash. We’re heading to the Westbank this week so you can be properly fucked in an uncomfortable place by Buttsex during Shower Monkey’s virgin lay. We’re meeting under the bridge, it’s getting dark early, get ready to be eye fucked by fellow hashers. If you play your cards right some harrierette will need a ride back to your place, in New Orleans! Date: Nov. 15th, 6:30 show, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: Glow Sticks, Glow in the … Continue Reading#279 – Neon Glow