Trail # 540 – 6th Anal German Sparkle Party – ReTardis and Conjugal Visitor

Jah, it’s dat time of year again. Grab your rubber boots and pah-ty pants. Your sequins and glitter. And don’t forget to spah-kle. As usual BY SHOWING UP TO THIS TRAIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU WILL BE GLITTER BOMBED. Seriously, it’s not just a possibility, that is a guarantee. ​ Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday ​5/11/17​ 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme:​ 6th Anal German Sparkle Party​ Start: ​Second Line Brewing​, 433 N Bernadotte St, New Orleans, LA 70119 Hare and Co-Hares:​ ReTARDIS and Conjugal Vistor Beer Hare:​ Antaphalactic Cock Pre-Lube Location:​ Second Line Brewing 433 … Continue ReadingTrail # 540 – 6th Anal German Sparkle Party – ReTardis and Conjugal Visitor

Trail # 487 – 5th Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTARDIS and Conjugal Visitor

Ja, it is the German Sparkle Party. Ze Germans just keep cumming! Bring out those pah-ty pants, rubber boots, sparkles,sequins, and GLITTER! As always: BY SHOWING UP TO THE HASH YOU AGREE TO BE GLITTER BOMBED. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, and Glitter Date: Thursday, May 19th 6:30 Show, 7 pm GO! Theme: 5th Anal German Sparkle Party Start:  Neutral Ground @ 801 Poland Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117 Hare and Co-Hares: ReTARDIS and Conjugal Visitor Beer Hare: Antaphalactic Cock Pre-Lube Location: Bar Redux 801 Poland Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117 On-After Location: Bar Redux 801 Poland Ave, New … Continue ReadingTrail # 487 – 5th Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTARDIS and Conjugal Visitor

Trail # 459 – Hanukkah Hash! Retardis, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Clitoria’s Secret

Alas, the festival of lights is upon us. The time to reflect on the miracle visited upon the Maccabees. While rising up against Greek oppression, oil, only enough to burn for one day, burned for eight and…. Y’all don’t really care. We’re gonna drink manischewitz, spin dreidels, and make it hail gelt. Grab your Yarlmulke is time for the Hanukkah Hash! Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday, December 10, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Hanukkah Hash Hares (s): Retardis, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Clitoria’s Secret Beer Hare: TBA Start: Verret’s Lounge 1738 Washington Ave, New Orleans, LA … Continue ReadingTrail # 459 – Hanukkah Hash! Retardis, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Clitoria’s Secret

Trail #427 – 4th Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTardis & Conjugal Visitor

    German Sparkle Party Video Ja, it zat time of ze year. Ze Gerhmans are cumming and zey are fabulous. Bring your party pants, rubber boot, and hahahahahaha (creepy laugh). As always, BY SHOWING UP AT THE HASH YOU AGREE TO BE GLITTER BOMBED. If you don’t show up in costume, your are guaranteed to be glitter bombed (and probably champagned) Dog and walker friendly.   Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Party pants and rubber boots highly recommended! Date: Thursday May7, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: 4th Anal German Sparkle Party … Continue ReadingTrail #427 – 4th Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTardis & Conjugal Visitor

Trail #388 Pop Stars! ReTardis & P.O.O.P.(Virgin Lay)

From Adele to Zombie. All pop though the ages. Now, Pappa Don’t Preach, that this is a boring theme, if you just Take A Chance On Me I promise to have you seeing Blurred Lines by the End Of The Road. Don’t worry if you Think We’re Alone Now, just follow trail and you’ll end up at the Party in The USA. You can dress up as whatever pop star you Wannabe as long as you work it, I Don’t Want No Scrubs. It may rain so bring an Unbrella-ella-ella. If you miss this one, you will be lamenting that … Continue ReadingTrail #388 Pop Stars! ReTardis & P.O.O.P.(Virgin Lay)