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#130 – Spring Break

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Pastor Bait-Her is celebrating holy mattress moaning with Udderly RiTiTulous in Hawaii for their Honeymoon. Since dad won’t even be in cell phone range, the hashers get to be a little more crazy this week as we celebrate SPRING BREAK! Anyone know if mom will be there? Fill Me Up, RU? Everyone else needs to break out the board shorts, bikinis, beer bongs, water guns, lube and white T-shirts and prepare to get wet and wild. The early climate prediction is 72 degrees and clear; perfect beach weather. Indicksion (last I heard his name was changed to Indickcided) will be … Continue Reading#130 – Spring Break

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#129 – Always a bridesmaid…

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You are cordially invited to celebrate the hash wedding of Udderly RiTiTulous and Pastor Bait-Her On Thursday evening May 25th at 6:30 Washington Square Appropriate attire required* followed by trail, on-in, and on-after *Wedding hashes are typically a cross-dressing event, so break out your black dresses fellas and your tuxedo tees, ladies. Hares: Pastor Bait-Her and Udderly RiTiTulous Theme: Wedding Pre-Lube: DBA – 618 Frenchmen Start: Washington Square – Royal and Frenchmen Time: 6:30pm Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard. If you … Continue Reading#129 – Always a bridesmaid…

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#123 – Thhhuper Gay Bash!

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Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Haaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! That’s gotta be my favorite gay joke, outside of Richard Simmons! Zing! Ok, no more bad jokes. This week’s hash will be led by the VooDoo’s two leading experts on gaydom: Pusti Malaka and Just Payton. And me. So come on down to the Quarter this week for a trip down the ole’ Hershey Highway – it’s bound to be a gay old time. Oh, and I ran across this video in one of the scummy recesses of the ‘net, hope you enjoy: Theme: Gay Bash – girls in flannel, guys in … Continue Reading#123 – Thhhuper Gay Bash!

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VooDoo Mardi Gras Happenings!

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ENDYMION – Sat Feb 13 – 1pm Endymion open house tomorrow at Erectiaphobia and Just Mike’s! OK, this is definitely a do-it-yourself-style party.  We’ll have a sack of oysters and a few beers, but basically we’re just offering up some great company, a warm house half a block off the Endymion route and a bathroom with an actual flushing toilet.  Please bring your own beverage and some potlucky food to share. 4129A Cleveland Ave (upper left apartment) off Carrollton and Canal and near Juan’s Flying Burrito.  Festivities begin around 1pm.  Parking is every hasher for him/herself; ride your damn bike if you don’t want … Continue ReadingVooDoo Mardi Gras Happenings!

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#120 – Shitty Park

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So, the theme was going to be along the lines of “Gettin’ Shiggy with it”, but due to: a) me ripping up flooring this weekend with Just Jason b) me just getting home from watching LOST with Udderly Rititulous and her folks 3) Just Mike potentially having the plague, and d) it looking like the weather is going to be downright crappy the theme is now “Shitty Park”. Looking at the weather forecast, it’s supposed to start raining Wednesday evening, and not stop till some time on Friday. Awesome. One way or another, my dear chickens, plan on getting wet. … Continue Reading#120 – Shitty Park