Trail # 324 Red Skirt Run! Lick Her Twice & Mystery Hares
It’s that time in New Orleans. August rolls around. Everyone is hot, sweaty, and cranky. Tourism hits an all-time low. Service industry starts eating Ramen to make it until football season. Harrierettes on their period rejoice at the prospect of wearing RED. It is time. Red time. Red dress time. What? No. This is Voodoo. We don’t put on events for thousands of people. That’s too much work. Skirts are also sluttier than dresses. That crap’s too classy for the likes of us. Instead we do our regular ol’ trail on Thursday as usual. No extra rego. $1 and a 6 pack. Voodoo …
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