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Come one come all to experience the joy of chasing a people from their place of living. Bring your smallpox infested blankets in an attempt to infect your “native” hares Tippy Toes, In the Kitchen, and Petrified Wood if you can catch them (that’s a challenge, bitches). Dressing as cowboys or girls (or whatever you identify as, no judgement) is strongly encouraged. Date: Thursday, May 12 6:30 Show, 7:00 pm Go! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight, whistle Theme: Trail of Tears (Cowboys and Indians) Start: 6701 N Peters St, Arabi, LA 70032 Hares: Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen & Tippy Toes Beer … Continue ReadingTrail # 486 – Trail of Tears – Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen, and Tippy Toes

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Trail #474 – It’s Holi Bitches! – Irish Goodbye, In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, & Burns with Desire

March 22, 2016March 23, 2016

It’s Holi bitches! The Indian festival of Colours and Love. So come say your Irish Goodbye to winter and get some spring love In the Kitchen with Petrified Wood as it Burns with Desire while you yak-a-lot, Sir! Ring in Spring with a proper celebration at Irish Goodbye’s virgin lay! See y’all wankers and wanketts there! Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 24 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go! Theme: Holi festival of colors Start: Stallings Playground, 1600 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119 Hare and Co-Hares: Irish Goodbye, In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, Burns with … Continue ReadingTrail #474 – It’s Holi Bitches! – Irish Goodbye, In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, & Burns with Desire

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Trail # 471 – ZER VILL BE ORDER!!!!! Clitoria’s Secret, In the Kitchen, & Shitler’s List

March 2, 2016March 2, 2016

Well, they’ve done it. The hash moms (nazis) have set down rules. Join Clitoria’s secret, In The Kitchen, and Shitler’s list (Jew crew) trying (and failing) to escape persecution with the help of their irena sender (Urine Circle). BRING: $1 (no coins please), 6-Pack, whistle, and a flashlight DATE: Thursday, March 3, 2016 TIME: 6:30 SHOW / 7 pm GO (and we really mean it now) THEME: Zer Will Be Order!!!!!! START: Finn McCools 3701 Banks St, New Orleans, LA 70119 HARES: Clitoria’s Secret, In The Kitchen, & Schitler’s List BEER HARE: Urine Circle PRE LUBE: Finn’s ON AFTER: Finn’s DOG FRIENDLY: Should be DRY BAG, SHIGGY, … Continue ReadingTrail # 471 – ZER VILL BE ORDER!!!!! Clitoria’s Secret, In the Kitchen, & Shitler’s List

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Trail # 467 – Muses! – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

February 1, 2016February 1, 2016

SPECIAL NOTE: TIME CHANGE!!!! Hares away at 6:05pm Sharp! Hounds away at 6:15pm Sharp! Calling all wankers and wankettes! Cum join the Voodoo Hash House Harriers in revelry as we celebrate carnival’s finest all-female parade – Muses!!!! Don your most vibrant dresses, wigs and high heels, if you dare! True trail will be just less than 2 miles, have no beer near and start early to avoid any logistical issues with the parade. That said, half of a trail is probably just right for you half-minds anyway. Stick around after circle to watch the parade. Bring plenty of beer as the caskets will be available for hasher use … Continue ReadingTrail # 467 – Muses! – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

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Trail #456- The Hash Goes to Fat Camp! Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen, Jackrophiliac & What’s Warm

November 18, 2015

It’s almost Turkey Day, so all you roly-poly hashers need to get out to the Bywater and lose some weight at Fat Camp beforehand. Dress up as your favorite junk food (you are what ya eat) or in your best summer camp attire and get ready to RUN and pretend like you actually give a fuck about your health. There will be several Turkey-Eagle splits, and some direction for the walkers to not get too lost. Be sure to keep your eyes peeled for hidden ‘contraband’ in the form of trans fats and high fructose corn syrup as you … Continue ReadingTrail #456- The Hash Goes to Fat Camp! Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen, Jackrophiliac & What’s Warm