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From the ’80’s to 80 – whether you’re bringing neon and leg warmers back or having a hard time remembering what the 1980’s looked like, this trail will help you feel young again! Wear your favorite side ponies and headbands (if you’d like to pay tribute to the Goblin King of tight pants) or dress as your 80 year old self – socks with sandals acceptable – and maybe you can confuse our resident senior IME enough to make it to the front of the pack! Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack, flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday, January 14, 2016 Theme: From … Continue ReadingTrail # 464 – ’80 to 80 – Extra Virgin Anal Oil & Slam Bam Thank You Lamb

Baa Baa Slam Bam Have you any beer? Extra Virgin says there’s Two coolers near. One for the beer check One for on-in The rest for the walkers Who join at the end! Calling all sheep and shepherds to join Slam Bam Thank You Lamb and Extra Virgin Anal Oil as they lead the flock over hill and through dale on a trail of “shear” excitement. Bring your “baaaaaad” ass, with $1 and a six pack. We are not pulling the “wool” over your eyes when we tell you this is a trail you don’t want to miss!!! Remember to … Continue ReadingTrail # 390 – Sheep and Shepherds! Slam Bam Thank You Lamb & Extra Virgin Anal Oil