The Trash Before Christmas

Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house. He noticed that someone had left without their blouse. Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care, He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there. They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head, head, who said head? Joining them was Cock a Booty Boo, who recently given Everything Butt Sex the flu, Lick a Lotta Cock showed up with steaks and champagne, Until then, the pre-lube, had been midly tame. We finally ventured on to the neutral ground of … Continue ReadingThe Trash Before Christmas

TWoT did you say?

Last night at the HoB’s Foundation Room after meeting Lance Moore (thanks again Everything Butt Sex and Natalie), I was talking to Teeny Weeny on Top about the photo I used for her naming post and how I almost used one from Spermin for German’s going away party that highlighted her taste in colorful underwear:   Well, TWoT went on to say she had a better shot – one that included Tidy too. I said that if she sent it to me, I would have used that one. She didn’t believe me. Well, I got an email last night: From: … Continue ReadingTWoT did you say?

“Just Dustin” No Longer

Thursday’s hash might have been a titty bit nipply (according to you whiny, unprepared bastards), but that didn’t stop us from running shitty trail, having a circle, and naming a hasher. It did stop us from giving Ready Whip the “birthday cake” she so richly deserved, but I did just mark down her 1/2 birthday in the calendar (which also happens to be a Thursday!) as a reminder during warmer times. But I digress. This is all about Just Dustin. And when I say “all about Just Dustin”, I really mean this is all about everything butt sex.   Watch … Continue Reading“Just Dustin” No Longer