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Hash Poem & Upcumming events.

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Krewe Du Vieux Fundraiser tonight & NOH3 Christmas Party If you aren’t on the mailing list, e-mail Voodoo.hash@gmail.com and ask to add your e-mail. If you don’t feel like asking, feel free to write an e-mail cursing us out and demanding that shit. Pig Roast Promo Flyer. Show up. I’ve never been, but I’m sure it’s a fun. It’s a Krewe du Vieux event for Christ Sakes. Hell, think I just convinced myself to cum tonight for the first time. NOH3 Hash Christmas Party is on Friday December 03, 2010 at 8:00pm. If you haven’t been to an NOH3 run, you … Continue ReadingHash Poem & Upcumming events.

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Hash Trash #160 – I never cum with Butt Sex

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First of all let me state…..Lakeshore Drive by UNO is probably not the best place to start and end a hash considering the 5-0 po-po close that street off at 9pm which a veteran resident of lakeview should know (cough cough Butt Sex cough cough) What a clusterfuck last night was.  We waited over an hour for the elusive Butt Sex to CUM, after all the talk of how AWESOME this lay would be and how we would experience Butt Sex like we never had before….he didn’t even show up! So we decided to stick with the only tried and … Continue ReadingHash Trash #160 – I never cum with Butt Sex

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#160 – Back 2 Skool

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Just Sara decided she wanted to lose her virginity with Butt Sex. We’re going to UNO’s campus in order to let you wankers judge our performance. It’s a Butt Sex trail, so you can expect it to be short, fun, make you a little uneasy, but afterwards you’ll be happy you finally got fucked that way. Bestiality is best left in Texas, so don’t bring any fucking dogs! While you’re waiting for Thursday, you really might want to learn this fucking song. I’m going to make Just Sara acts parts of it out during circle. on-on, Everything Butt Sex Hares: … Continue Reading#160 – Back 2 Skool

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#158 – Who’s Your Commando-Daddy!

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So since Everything Butt Sex is apparently too busy fudge diving to post this I thought I’d take the liberty and show him how it’s done. This week’s trail is an Underwear Run. So CUM in your boxers CUM in your bras but please don’t CUM on me.  That’s what a condom’s for.  It’s Tidy Bowl Man’s Birthday Hash so lets show him a great time which means I want to see you bitches in theme. None of this oh I have underwear on underneath …. BULLSHIT. Don’t think I won’t make you strip down to your undies to run … Continue Reading#158 – Who’s Your Commando-Daddy!

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Hash Trash – The Mighty 500th

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Oh man was it a Smoking Hot Lay in Moblie, AL this weekend. And like most Smoking Hot Lays this one was a HUGE hash whore! It was the 500th! And with 500 lays under your belt we were guaranteed a good gang bang and that it was. Hashers came all across the Gulf Coast to celebrate this whore-tastic event, from Louisiana and Florida all the way to fucking Wyoming. Hashers were cumming, cumming cumming alll day long. TLAM opened this momentous lay with the blessing and then it was every hasher for themselves. There was some rough shiggy on … Continue ReadingHash Trash – The Mighty 500th