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Hash Trash #176 – No Princesses, No Rappers, Just Hardcore Hashers, ya heard?

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The trail was cold, wet, and douchey. So we all know what it felt like to be Cold Wet Douche, who in fact was sick and still made it out one of shiggiest trail laid by hares, Everything Butt Sex and Jefferson Starfish. There’s no excuse for the lame hashers who whined about the cold and stayed home.  The weather was in the low 30s with icy winds that felt like a million knife cuts and with sleet to follow.  The trail felt like we were preparing for Warrior Dash minus the fire jumping part. Let me mentally paint this … Continue ReadingHash Trash #176 – No Princesses, No Rappers, Just Hardcore Hashers, ya heard?

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#176 – Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Disney Princesses

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In a tradition of keeping the hash hard core; I present to you, Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Disney Princesses. Jefferson Starfish and I are taking you (mostly) off road this week. We’re starting at the Shimmy Shack. Now that Any Cock will Duex has left us for Phoenix, I better see some dedicated princesses on trail to take his place. You better recognize, because the Wu-Tang clan ain’t nothin to fuck with. on-on, Everything Butt Sex Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? … Continue Reading#176 – Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Disney Princesses

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You’ve got a friend in me…

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I’m not talking about my scary pink vibrator. But I do need some man juice injection right now. I’m talking testosterone!  Anything that can lessen my emotionally sensitive side will make this news delivery palatable. Inevitably, the news is about about our favorite hasher, Chopenis. This buddy of mine is a very magnetic, fun loving, athletic guy that started hashing with us last summer and was always fun to be around. Good things happens when you move to the Big Easy and especially when you celebrate your birthday with us.  In a couple of weeks, however, Chopenis will be undergoing … Continue ReadingYou’ve got a friend in me…

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Note: I know Hash Trash has been lacking. That’s because we use to have a pretty decent hash scribe that went by the name of 8 lays a week. Unfortunately, her tits have shrunk and vagina has dried up and bitch can’t cum for shit anymore. Until I see her at a hash again, I will only refer to her as 0 lays a week. In the meantime, you get to enjoy my bad grammer and vulgarities. I gotta admit, when Puppy Love Machine said we were running in the East, I was so nervous you would have thought I … Continue ReadingHash Trash

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#172 – King’s Day hash!

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Here ye, Here ye, Wether ye be a peasant or a court jester, you are formally invited to cum runneth in King Butt Sex’s and Princess Enough Already’s presence. We are meeting in outside of Cabrini Castle, in front of the moat. Tis the day of Epiphany, and is the beginning of the Carnival season! Bring your costume! Bring your King Cake! Bring your ass to the hash you fucking wankers! Festival is upon us! on-on, Everything Butt Sex Hare: Everything Butt Sex and Enough Already (Virgin Lay) Theme: Royalty Location: Cabrini High School, 1400 Moss Street, New Orleans, LA … Continue Reading#172 – King’s Day hash!