and It’s Growing, It’s Growing, It’s Growing!

Alright kids, We need to take a moment with Butt Sex. We’ve gotten huge. Which is awesome, but it also brings new complications. First, We’ve become way too dependent on the Voodoo Facebook Group. It’s been really convenient to reach out to people. Feel free to join up. Almost every day someone is inviting everyone out to a bar, restaurant, or event in the city. If you are looking to hang out with those awesome people you met on Thursday during other random nights, join this group to find us. However, because VooDoo is such a loving and social group, … Continue Readingand It’s Growing, It’s Growing, It’s Growing!

#250 Like a Virgin

Remember your first time?  You came to a nice, quaint little running club in New Orleans (or wherever), you ran with some people, enjoyed a few brews, and then a bunch of people were uprooting trees and shrubs and flowers and shit?  Yeah I don’t either.  At any rate, the theme of this weeks’ hash is the theme of your VERY FIRST hash EVER!  Dress like your first time (and then the Buttsex!). Thursday, April 26th Hare:  Jean LaQueef Location:  Lawrence Square (Camp and Napoleon) Theme:  Like a Virgin–dress up as the theme of your virgin hash (or as a … Continue Reading#250 Like a Virgin

Camp out info and Thursday’s trail

Where: 46468 River Road Hammond, LA 70401 Time: 12pm Friday, March 30th. Questions: voodoohash@gmail.com or Feel free to call me anytime. If you need my number, ask Bama of ECH3. She gives it out anytime someone says they like anal. My phone gets turned off at 6pm on Friday though! What to Bring: Tent, bug spray, towel, clothes line, camping shit, etc….Extra alcohol. (Tequila and gin tend to make people’s clothes fall off.) Why extra Alcohol?: Because no one has ever said, “Oh my God what are we going to do with all of this extra alcohol?” or “We had … Continue ReadingCamp out info and Thursday’s trail

Hash Trash for #230 – now DOUBLE your pleasure!

Turns out Just Rachel AND myself both wrote hash trashes for last night’s trail. Great minds drink– I mean, think alike! Just Rachel was evidently far more sober than I was when writing mine. Read ’em and weep! ————————————– Happy New Year! You have a clean slate to sully up for 2012, so gear up hashers, since we have a full year of tampons-up-the-butt ahead of us. First off, Jizz Rag is a terrible pace booty. White Girl Wasted fell on her booty 3 minutes into this trail. Everything Butt Sex and Jefferson Starfish laid some terrible trail all along … Continue ReadingHash Trash for #230 – now DOUBLE your pleasure!

#230 – Let’s party like it’s 2012

As everyone knows, the Mayans were magical and shit. They were basically a bunch of fucking gypsy fortune tellers. According to these ass-wipes the world will end in 2012. So show up this week like you got everything to lose, because you have less than a year left to do everything on your bucket list! Run up those credit cards by buying me expensive, never ending, hash beer! Run because you don’t want your corpse to look like shit in 2013! Sing a high note just because your fellow hashers want to see you “O” face. If you thought hurricane … Continue Reading#230 – Let’s party like it’s 2012