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#382 – 6th or 7th Anal Red Skirt Run (I’ve lost count)- Everything Butt Sex, Motherload & Antaphylactic Cock

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No one has ever finished a hash and said, “Oh my God, Buttsex, we have way too much beer. What are we going to do with all of this beer?” The thing you need to do for this hash is bring extra beer. Fuck the normal 6 pack bullshit. You’re pre-lubing NOH3’s Red Dress Run. You’re the first impression a lot of hashers will get when visiting New Orleans. Whatever amount of beer you were thinking of buying,  buy 3 times that amount of beer. This hash will have multiple beer stops. Rumor mill says you might even find klassy … Continue Reading#382 – 6th or 7th Anal Red Skirt Run (I’ve lost count)- Everything Butt Sex, Motherload & Antaphylactic Cock

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Trail #366 – Nerd vs Hipsters! Everything Butt Sex & TWOT

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Are you a nerd with no escape or a nerd by choice? Dig out your worst geeky outfit that we know you owned at one point in your life and show this city what sort of education you received…whether it’s from actual higher learnin’ or what pop culture you learned from hipster king, Pharrell. Join EBS and TWOT as they battle out who looks better in skinny jeans or Urkel suspenders. on-on, Everything Butt Sex Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle Date: Thursday April 17, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Nerds vs Hipsters! … Continue ReadingTrail #366 – Nerd vs Hipsters! Everything Butt Sex & TWOT

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#317 – Welcome to the Voodoo

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It looks like we’ll have over 20 visitors. Bring more than the normal 6 pack. It’s gonna be a long night.  Bring on the Voodoo Spirit. We’re meeting at LOA Chuck’s Bar. We decided LOA is an upscale martini bar, and we don’t want to get the group kicked out of the hotel, the day before everyone checks in, so we’re going to Chuck’s. It’s a shit hole, and probably has the cheapest drinks in the quarter. Crack-a-toe-a and Rough MasturBeartion are haring this week. I’m told the rewards for the Front Running Bastards, custom made coozies filled with an … Continue Reading#317 – Welcome to the Voodoo

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#301 – Camp out Sing Along

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We’re breaking all the rules this week. It’s camp out. We’re pre-lubing. Twater Sports, Cockness Monster, and Everything Butt Sex cut the trail in half and doubled the beer! Fuck yo 6 pack and $1. You bring $10 cash, your hash mug, and your favorite hash songs! If you bring a $20 we’re keeping your change for the on-after! Bring $10 exactly, and not coins! Why? We already bought the beer! We have beer stops, we got bar stops, we got jello shot stops, we got out of town hashers looking to get laid, we got awesome drink and shot … Continue Reading#301 – Camp out Sing Along

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#279 – Neon Glow

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Alright half-mind’s, bring out your glow necklaces, glow panties, glow hats, glow glasses, glow in the dark condoms, and neon sex paints. It’s a glow stick hash. We’re heading to the Westbank this week so you can be properly fucked in an uncomfortable place by Buttsex during Shower Monkey’s virgin lay. We’re meeting under the bridge, it’s getting dark early, get ready to be eye fucked by fellow hashers. If you play your cards right some harrierette will need a ride back to your place, in New Orleans! Date: Nov. 15th, 6:30 show, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: Glow Sticks, Glow in the … Continue Reading#279 – Neon Glow