Trail # 502 – The Hunt for Cryptids and other Mythical Creatures – Cockness Monster, Doofus White Boy

Come travel deep into the murky, stagnant swamps in search of a legendary creature the mythical Monster of Cock Ness.  The Monster of Cock Ness was born in a place hotter than hell, South Louisiana in the summer, its Father was a Rougaroo and its Mother a Grunch, its only friend growing up was a Kraken who took it to the great depths to cool off and eat carcasses on the ocean floor.  Now, 35 years later it has returned to enjoy the muggy heat of summer and recharge in the decaying, filthy bogs in and around the ancient city … Continue ReadingTrail # 502 – The Hunt for Cryptids and other Mythical Creatures – Cockness Monster, Doofus White Boy

Trail #493 – Special Voodoo St. John’s Day Trail – Doofus White Boy, What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

Special Voodoo Trail this week.  Come celebrate on the Magnolia Bridge by Cabrini after trail. Bring: – $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight, an offering for Marie Laveau. She likes flowers, blue and white candles, Creole foods, hair ribbons and hair dressing supplies Date:     Friday! Friday! Friday! 24 June 16 Time: 6:30 show, 7 pm go Theme: Putting the Voodoo into the Voodoo Hash Wear: ALL WHITE AND YOUR VOODOO ACCESSORIES  such as alligator foot (gris girs) and voodoo doll necklaces (Rosary) Start:  Magnolia Bridge, the pedestrian bridge over the Bayou St John – 1400 Moss Street, New Orleans, LA … Continue ReadingTrail #493 – Special Voodoo St. John’s Day Trail – Doofus White Boy, What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

Trail #423 – Caddyshack Masters! Doofus White Boy & Spank Me Maybe

  Since none of us were selected this year, last year and, as a matter of fact, in any future year, We will have our own nine hole tournament on trail – pack will be divided into foursomes sent forth to find holes on trail. Balls and putters will be provided Dress in golf or preppy country club attire. Collared shirts, bright shorts, pink skirts, visors and if in doubt do what a Doofus would do and wear plaid, plaid and plaid. Best golf costume and lowest score will receive a green or plaid jacket from the Doofus collection.   … Continue ReadingTrail #423 – Caddyshack Masters! Doofus White Boy & Spank Me Maybe

Trail # 309 Drunken Sailors! Doofus White Boy & Fun Runs

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdt8EMNDX_4 What do you do with a drunken sailor? Run and drink with her/him of course. This hash is dedicated to the Hash House Harriers’ roots as something the Royal Navy did to blow off steam (know your history!) This is a celebration of the hashes’s roots in a sea going service. Prepare your drinking songs, sea shanties, get your sea legs, and fight off scurvy.  Also beware of sea monsters. There are rumors they will make a cameo for the drunken sailor hash. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk, flashlight, whistle Date: Thursday, April 25, 2013. 6:30 pm … Continue ReadingTrail # 309 Drunken Sailors! Doofus White Boy & Fun Runs

Announcements for this weekend! Pubcrawls, and birthdays!

We’re hanging out today, for Jefferson Starfish’s birthday. Lunch at 11:30am at Rick’s Cabaret. Followed by drinks, and NOLA Brewery @ 2pm. Feel free to come join. http://www.facebook.com/events/380181285403191/ There is a Voodoo NOH3 joint hash social tonight. http://www.facebook.com/events/177120719095469/?fref=ts Sunday Brunch at Chez Doofus in honor of Chew Toy’s last day of Active Duty. This is the start of Chew Toy’s “End of the World” day of debauch. 10:00 AM 2117 Broadway Street  A block and a half South of Claiborne – look for US Flag http://www.facebook.com/events/441004812632623/ on-on, Everything Butt Sex