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#116 – broken new years resolutions

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Happy New Year! So, it’s been a whole week since the New Year has begun. Some argue it’s a new decade but who really gives a shit, I mean, really. Most of you made some sort of resolution to change blah blah blah or quit doing this or that. But, I know you, you’re hashers. You were probably doing that thing you hate right before you went to bed at 6am on Jan. 1st. But, I digress, you shouldn’t be ashamed that you’re weak and you ate a whole rum cake because there wasn’t any alcohol in your roommates liquor … Continue Reading#116 – broken new years resolutions

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The Trash Before Christmas

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Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house. He noticed that someone had left without their blouse. Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care, He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there. They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head, head, who said head? Joining them was Cock a Booty Boo, who recently given Everything Butt Sex the flu, Lick a Lotta Cock showed up with steaks and champagne, Until then, the pre-lube, had been midly tame. We finally ventured on to the neutral ground of … Continue ReadingThe Trash Before Christmas

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Orphan Christmas at Dickie Wongs’

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ATTN: New Orphans If you’ve got no family in town or just want to disown them due to the embarrassing “he peed sitting down until he was 13” story, come to my house for our own Christmas. We can unwrap the FedEx and Amazon wrapped presents you either got from your weird uncle or bought for yourself. I’m not going to be cooking, but I will probably grab some finger sandwiches or some crap from Wal-Mart. Feel free to bring something to eat, but food isn’t really ever a priority at my house so it’s every man for himself. But, … Continue ReadingOrphan Christmas at Dickie Wongs’

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VDH3’s 2nd Birthday / Hashgiving 2009

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*EDIT* Man, this whole thing is a MAJOR math fail on my part. 3rd year ≠ 3rd anniversary. My bad. On the upside, we have a design ready to go next year. – PB8R First of all, sorry for getting this up so late. I would’ve had it up Monday, but my spam filter apparently hates Tidy. I was going to do it last night, but hibachi, Sapporo, and hot sake got in the way. Better to be a latecummer than no not cum at all, right? And what do I usually respond to gripes with? Oh yeah, bite me. … Continue ReadingVDH3’s 2nd Birthday / Hashgiving 2009

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VooDoo #99 – Jawohl, mein Hares!

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Oktoberfest Prelube!!! Presented by Stickie Lawndroppings and Immoral Confessions. Are you ready? The official 2009 Oktoberfest season starts on Saturday October 19th in Munich Germany. But the Voodoo has to start early. The start is in the CBD, where we left off last week, in the parking lot at Poydras and Loyola. Das theme ist German! Der Mann: Your best Lederhosen, suspenders, hats, and general GerMANliness. Frauen: dresses, beer girl costume, you know what to do. neither? you can always come as a chicken or a giant sausage, wankers. Also, there’s a stop at a place where you’ll need extra … Continue ReadingVooDoo #99 – Jawohl, mein Hares!