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#146 – Ice Ice Baby

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Yo, Vanilla, this week’s Voodoo is a celebration of all things icy, frozen and nippley. So, in order to recognize this weekends Tour De Liqueur, we will be looking for some uptown things to do to beat the summatime heat that you know is coming on Saturday. Goals include, ice cold beer drankin’, air conditioned drankin’, poolside drankin’, shade tree drankin’, summatime treats drankin’, sprinkler drankin’, and hares sitting on bags of ice… drankin’! Theme: Summertime tour de ice! Hares: Textical Teaser (Virgin Lay) and Dickie Wong Start:Camp at Felicity, under the shade trees Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO! … Continue Reading#146 – Ice Ice Baby

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#134 – Double Dickin’

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Double your Dickie, double your fun! Cant get enough Dickie? This is the ONLY proven way to get twice as much Dickie as a normal Voodoo hash! Guys, she will love you once you show her how much more Dickie there is to offer. Girls, imagine the fun you and your man will have with the that extra Dickie hanging around. The secret? BEER!!! Beer works every time when trying to get a Dickie to show up somewhere. So strap on those nasty old hash shoes for jazzfest and make your way out the main gate to Cock-a’s house behind the … Continue Reading#134 – Double Dickin’

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#131 – Over the Hill Hash

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So, by our looooose calculations, Hobo and I (Dickie) have decided we’ve passed that blessed 50+ marker for Voodoo hashes. And, in celebration, we have decided to run you wanks into oblivion. We will be starting at 1508 Gravier at Freret, I think Charity Hospital should be within your view, I don’t know, I’ve never been over there. Bonus, there aren’t really any hills in New Orleans, so you’re probably safe there. But, if you can’t find trail and there’s a hill somewhere in sight, that’s where the A.D.D. took us. Also, be on the lookout for shiny things, street … Continue Reading#131 – Over the Hill Hash

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Hash Trash

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If you haven’t been around since the camp out, you’ve missed a lot. Pictures of the wedding hash means Udderly ReTiTulous has to explain to her future horrors one day why Pastor Bait-her thought it was important to run around New Orleans in a white dress and get drunk a day before they celebrated holy mattress monkey. Last Thursday signified the end of their ability to come and go as they pleased, of freely ogling members of the opposite sex, of innocently flirting without repercussion, and of making that monumental decision, “Should I go to the hash?” without first wondering … Continue ReadingHash Trash

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#116 Hash Trash

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For all of you WHINY TIT-BABIES who couldn’t bring yourselves out of your leopard-print (or worse yet, generic) Snuggies to come Hash with us, this is for you: ‘La Virgina’ Just Sarah and the ‘more-experienced’ Mr. Dickie Wongstockings laid a somewhat visible trail through the CBD and FQ, only having lost THREE people by the end of Circle.  Since I.M.E. has already been named, this incident must later be noted for the namings of Just Carl and Just Jason (whose New Year’s Resolution to start showing up to the Hash on time was considered an EPIC FAIL since he only … Continue Reading#116 Hash Trash