Trail #393 – War of the Worlds! Kiwi Wee Wee, Cockness Monster & Motherload

War of the Worlds: Attack of the Tripods. An alien invasion has started in New Orleans and your goal is to survive. Tri not to get caught and brutally murdered by these strange, savage, and god like creatures from another world. If caught you will be probed ruthlessly and filled with their strange alien fluids to dissolve you from the inside. Tri to outrun, and outsmart these creatures whose mark of passing looks like lizard tracks. These colossal tri-legged beast are on the hunt to fill human holes like a bowling ball. Tri to avoid there ray guns. The rules … Continue ReadingTrail #393 – War of the Worlds! Kiwi Wee Wee, Cockness Monster & Motherload

Trail # 372 – Wild West! Cockness Monster & Just Adrienne

Howdy, Wankers!  Cum Thursday, it will be time to put your dollars in your cock hole and show us what you are really packing, as we throw back to the wild wild west. Bring your best poker faces and be ready to lay your cunts on the table.  Winner take home Poker-her-hot-ass. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle When: Thursday, May 29, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Wild West! Hare and Co-Hares: Cockness Monster & Just Adrienne Beer Hare: Drilling Me Softly Start: Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St., NOLA  70118 Pre-Lube Location: Carrollton Station On-After … Continue ReadingTrail # 372 – Wild West! Cockness Monster & Just Adrienne

Trail # 344 – Costume Party! Anything Goes! Cock Ness Monster & Chew Toy

  Come one come all to the costume party redemption hash. If you want to be a Princess, you be the best damn Princess you can be.  You want to be a cat, fine be a pussy.  If you fancy Dr. Who or Star Wars wear that shit.  A bottle of liquor goes to the best dressed dick head out there.  On On Bitches. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle Theme: Costume Party!  Anything Goes Start: Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St., New Orleans, LA 70118 Hare and Co-Hares: Cock Ness Monster, Chew Toy Beer Hare: TBD … Continue ReadingTrail # 344 – Costume Party! Anything Goes! Cock Ness Monster & Chew Toy

#301 – Camp out Sing Along

We’re breaking all the rules this week. It’s camp out. We’re pre-lubing. Twater Sports, Cockness Monster, and Everything Butt Sex cut the trail in half and doubled the beer! Fuck yo 6 pack and $1. You bring $10 cash, your hash mug, and your favorite hash songs! If you bring a $20 we’re keeping your change for the on-after! Bring $10 exactly, and not coins! Why? We already bought the beer! We have beer stops, we got bar stops, we got jello shot stops, we got out of town hashers looking to get laid, we got awesome drink and shot … Continue Reading#301 – Camp out Sing Along