Trail # 458 – Artsy Fartsy! Texticle Teaser, Urine Circle & Cockness Monster

There are some lovely art things in the city, some good, some bad and some are complete crap! So come as your favorite artist or as a one of those artsy fartsy art critics while we tour some of the local art scene! Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle, multiple beer stops so extra beer might be good. Date: Thursday, December 3, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Artsy Fartsy Hares (s): Texticle Teaser, Urine Circle & Cockness Monster Beer Hare: Just Alexis Start: Coliseum Square, Camp St between Terpsicore & Melpomene St, New Orleans, LA 70130 Prelube: Courtyard … Continue ReadingTrail # 458 – Artsy Fartsy! Texticle Teaser, Urine Circle & Cockness Monster

Trail # 452 – Sesame Street and All Children’s Programs! Cockness Monster & Burns With Desire

  The letter of the day is “F” and the number of the day is “0”.    Can you use a word that begins with the letter “F”? I think you can, how about “Fuck you”, “Fuck yourself”, alliterate with “Fingering Fucking Females for Fun”, or mine will be both the number and letter “0” “F”ucks given.   I know hashers are as dumb as fucking toddler’s high on Flakka, but I think a few of you may manage to surpass your intellectual failings.  So come down to the street were grown adults fist fuck puppets, and talk in strange voices. Come … Continue ReadingTrail # 452 – Sesame Street and All Children’s Programs! Cockness Monster & Burns With Desire

Trail # 440 – Anal Red Skirt Run! Scouts On Her, Pimping and Pandering, Urine Asian, Kiwi Wiwi, Jackrophilac, Cockness Monster

  Come one, CUM AGAIN! To the grade 4 ring circus of VOOODOO Hash House Harriers RED SKIRT RUN brought to you by Pimping and Pandering and Scouts On Her! Step right up! We have something for everyone!  Like Shiggy and racists! We’ve got that!  Like a gentle exploration of the lovely city of New Orleans? Got that too!  How bout a lovely pubcrawl following a hot piece of ass and a sexy panda bear? Yup So step right up, get your rego, grab a beer and ON-On to the Red Skirt Run! This lovely trail will be bike friendly, … Continue ReadingTrail # 440 – Anal Red Skirt Run! Scouts On Her, Pimping and Pandering, Urine Asian, Kiwi Wiwi, Jackrophilac, Cockness Monster

Trail # 440 – Anal Red Skirt Run! Scouts On Her, Pimping and Pandering, Urine Asian, Kiwi Wiwi, Jackrophilac, Cockness Monster

  Come one, CUM AGAIN! To the grade 4 ring circus of VOOODOO Hash House Harriers RED SKIRT RUN brought to you by Pimping and Pandering and Scouts On Her! Step right up! We have something for everyone!  Like Shiggy and racists! We’ve got that!  Like a gentle exploration of the lovely city of New Orleans? Got that too!  How bout a lovely pubcrawl following a hot piece of ass and a sexy panda bear? Yup So step right up, get your rego, grab a beer and ON-On to the Red Skirt Run! This lovely trail will be bike friendly, … Continue ReadingTrail # 440 – Anal Red Skirt Run! Scouts On Her, Pimping and Pandering, Urine Asian, Kiwi Wiwi, Jackrophilac, Cockness Monster

Trail # 415 – Irish Shit! Cockness Monster, Kiwi Wee Wee & Scouts On Her

Its fucking St Patty’s week Bitches!  Everyone’s is a drunken, potato eating Mic on this holy drinking week, so Green Shit and everything Irish is what you dumb cunts should wear.  Naked counts as Irish.  Cum and swing your shillelagh’s on the rainbow trail to the Puss-o-Gold at the end.  If you’re lucky maybe a leprechaun will kiss your Blarney Stone and you can ravage their golden honey pot, or brown pot (to each their own).  This week everyone gets lucky, and hopefully a Lass will lick your backside.   Also Bring a Fucking Whistle, there will be checks with … Continue ReadingTrail # 415 – Irish Shit! Cockness Monster, Kiwi Wee Wee & Scouts On Her