Trail # 292 – Carnival 2013: “Le Hash d’Etat”

Yeah, Yeah we know…Krewe d’Etat parade doesn’t hit until Friday, but that doesn’t mean we can’t dress up like French Revolutionaries the night before!! Please leave your portable guillotines at home. We’ll be starting a bit early this week, so that we can catch as much of the parade trifecta that night as possible. Make sure you bring enough booze to drink (more than usual for circle), or some cash for the on-after (Avenue Pub, which also has grub)! The beer truck will be dropping stuff at on-in, then we will have a cart for our beer casket (that means only carry … Continue ReadingTrail # 292 – Carnival 2013: “Le Hash d’Etat”

Hash Trash #160 – I never cum with Butt Sex

First of all let me state…..Lakeshore Drive by UNO is probably not the best place to start and end a hash considering the 5-0 po-po close that street off at 9pm which a veteran resident of lakeview should know (cough cough Butt Sex cough cough) What a clusterfuck last night was.  We waited over an hour for the elusive Butt Sex to CUM, after all the talk of how AWESOME this lay would be and how we would experience Butt Sex like we never had before….he didn’t even show up! So we decided to stick with the only tried and … Continue ReadingHash Trash #160 – I never cum with Butt Sex

The Trash Before Christmas

Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house. He noticed that someone had left without their blouse. Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care, He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there. They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head, head, who said head? Joining them was Cock a Booty Boo, who recently given Everything Butt Sex the flu, Lick a Lotta Cock showed up with steaks and champagne, Until then, the pre-lube, had been midly tame. We finally ventured on to the neutral ground of … Continue ReadingThe Trash Before Christmas