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The clit joined the hashers! Most The whole Hasher year! Now please don’t ask why! It was mostly hash beer. It should be perhaps that he didn’t come at all. Because as you see his penis is just two sizes too small… Come defeat the nasty clit before he takes all the booze out of boozeville and pushes it from the tallest point (don’t worry we’re not going all the way to the fly…or are we?). Bring your most festive(read sexy) Christmas gear and show the clit the true meaning of hashing. Bring: a dollar (no coins please), six pack, flashlight … Continue ReadingTrail # 403 – How The Clit Stole Xmas! Clitoria’s Secret & Just Kevin (VH)

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Trail # 381 – Second Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show! Clitoria’s Secret & Scouts On Her

July 25, 2014July 25, 2014

Time to practice strutting your stuff in your lingerie! It’s the 2nd Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show! So come dressed in your lace, satin and leather and strut your stuff! Don’t let the hares be the only one looking all purty, come join them! **Longer than normal trail A to A++** Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack or more, flashlight and whistle, water and bug spray are a good idea as well. **if you plan to drink more than 6 bring more and remember to drink what you brought, some folks are non-drinkers or allergic to hops or gluten … Continue ReadingTrail # 381 – Second Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show! Clitoria’s Secret & Scouts On Her

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Trail #369 – 4th Anal Lebowski Hash! Jizz Rag, Tidy Bowl Man & Clitoria’s Secret

May 6, 2014

The Dude is back, for a limited time–join Jizz Rag and his cast of wankers on their quest for Caucasians, that rug, and the girl. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a six pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday, May 8th 2013, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: The Big Lebowski Your Cast: Jizz Rag as Walter Sobchak, Clitoria’s Secret as Donnie (hares) and Tidy Bowl Man as The Dude (no, seriously) Start: Montiero Park, behind Breaux Mart (corner of Camp and Pleasant) Pre-Lube/On-After: The Bulldog on Magazine (3236 Magazine St.) http://bulldog.draftfreak.com/ Dog Friendly?: Yes No dry bag should be needed. … Continue ReadingTrail #369 – 4th Anal Lebowski Hash! Jizz Rag, Tidy Bowl Man & Clitoria’s Secret

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Trail #349 – March of the Penguins! Pussy Whisker, In Tents to Pee, Clitoria’s Secret

January 21, 2014January 21, 2014

With polar vortex’s and chilly days and nights, to warm you up we bring you the March of the penguin hash. Come as a literal penguin or a Service Industry Penguin (Tuxedo style, black and whites, chef checks) and march through the icy realm with us! Trail will be A to slightly B. You’ll be a short walking distance from your vehicles though, so fret not! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday,January 24, 2014 6:30 pm meet 7:00 pm Go! Theme: March of the Penguins! Start: Goodwill @ Jeff Davis and Tulane Ave, 3400 … Continue ReadingTrail #349 – March of the Penguins! Pussy Whisker, In Tents to Pee, Clitoria’s Secret

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Trail # 339 – Mel Brooks! Clitoria’s Secret & Shitler’s List

November 13, 2013

The Jews are getting into the movie business! So cum as your favorite Mel Brook’s character and may the schwartz be with you! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mel_Brooks_films Date: Thursday, November 14, 2013 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Mel Brooks Start: The Ugly Dog , 401 Andrew Higgins Dr. , New Orleans, LA 70130 Hare and Co-Hares: Clitoria’s Secret & Shitler’s LIst Beer Hare: Meowschwitz Pre-Lube Location: The Ugly Dog (401 Andrew Higgins Dr) On-After Location: The Ugly Dog (401 Andrew Higgins Dr) Hash Announcements November 16th CSH3 Trail # 21 with overnight camping available. For more informationhttps://www.facebook.com/events/537997106278418 or email crescentshiggy@gmail.com. Orphan Thanksgiving: Scout’s On Her, Meowschwitz … Continue ReadingTrail # 339 – Mel Brooks! Clitoria’s Secret & Shitler’s List