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Alas, the festival of lights is upon us. The time to reflect on the miracle visited upon the Maccabees. While rising up against Greek oppression, oil, only enough to burn for one day, burned for eight and…. Y’all don’t really care. We’re gonna drink manischewitz, spin dreidels, and make it hail gelt. Grab your Yarlmulke is time for the Hanukkah Hash! Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday, December 10, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Hanukkah Hash Hares (s): Retardis, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Clitoria’s Secret Beer Hare: TBA Start: Verret’s Lounge 1738 Washington Ave, New Orleans, LA … Continue ReadingTrail # 459 – Hanukkah Hash! Retardis, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Clitoria’s Secret

Trail Announcements

Trail # 445 – Black and Gold! Clitoria’s Secret & Shitler’s List

September 9, 2015September 10, 2015

It’s that time of a year where men run around in tight pants, put their hands between each others thighs, making awesome cuddle piles while spectators cheer them on! Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters! Date: Thursday September 10, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Black and Gold Hares (s): Clitoria’s Secret& Shitler’s List Beer Hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang Start:Washington Ave and Baronne St, NOLA 70115 Prelube: Verret’s Lounge, 1738 Washington Ave, NOLA 70115 On-After:Verret’s Lounge Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, … Continue ReadingTrail # 445 – Black and Gold! Clitoria’s Secret & Shitler’s List

Trail Announcements

#434 – The Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown! Clitoria’s Secret, Tippy Toes & Scouts On Her

June 23, 2015June 25, 2015

It’s the return of the shit show! The lifestyles of the poor and unknown! Don your finest failed rock band, movie star, or line cook gear an come on a lovely tour of all those completely mediocre homes of the average schlub. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack (2 beer nears!) , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Date: Thursday June 25th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: The Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown Hares (s): Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her & Tippy Toes Beer Hare:Captain Snitchy Pants Start: Race St and Camp St, New Orleans LA … Continue Reading#434 – The Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown! Clitoria’s Secret, Tippy Toes & Scouts On Her

Trail Announcements

Trail # 429 – 3rd Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show! Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her & Crack Inside Her

May 19, 2015May 19, 2015

Don’t worry everyone this is not going to be a ball buster like last year, just a leisurely Clitoria’s Secret fashion show. Bring your wings wangs and lingerie and strut your stuff on the catwalk on the catwalk baby. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday May 21, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: 3rd Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show Hares (s): Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her & Crack Inside Her Beer Hare: Just Meg Start: Park in front of City Hall, 1300 Peridido St, New Orleans, LA 70112 Prelube: Happy’s Irish Pub, 1009 Poydras St, … Continue ReadingTrail # 429 – 3rd Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show! Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her & Crack Inside Her

Trail Announcements

Trail # 428 – Drunk Racist Hashers on Magazine! Jackrophiliac & Clitoria’s Secret

May 12, 2015May 14, 2015

It’s May so that means it’s time to get our asses in shape again! Running shape or drinking shape, whichever you need work on THIS TRAIL IS FOR YOU. Trail will be 6 miles and have NUMEROUS beer stops (at least 4…) so be sure to bring BEER! trail should be about 6 miles, but there will be a shorter option for wa*kers (probably around 2-3). The trail will be dog friendly, but the hash needs to STAY OFF MAGAZINE STREET. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday May 14, 2015 6:30 pm meet, … Continue ReadingTrail # 428 – Drunk Racist Hashers on Magazine! Jackrophiliac & Clitoria’s Secret