Trail # 368 – May Day – Sinking Ships & Summer Shit! Enough Already & Chew Toy

  It’s May Day! Bring your may poles, ribbons & wear flowers in your hair.  Or, if that’s too girlie for you, man up and go save those Korean high schoolers from the sunken ferry. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle Date: Thursday May 1st, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: May Day – Sinking Ships & Summer Shit Start: Audubon Labyrinth (East Drive near Laurel St., New Orleans, LA 70118) Hare and Co-Hares: Enough Already & Chew Toy Beer Hare: TBD Pre-Lube Location: Monkey Hill, 6100 Magazine St., New Orleans, LA 70118 On-After Location: … Continue ReadingTrail # 368 – May Day – Sinking Ships & Summer Shit! Enough Already & Chew Toy

Trail # 344 – Costume Party! Anything Goes! Cock Ness Monster & Chew Toy

  Come one come all to the costume party redemption hash. If you want to be a Princess, you be the best damn Princess you can be.  You want to be a cat, fine be a pussy.  If you fancy Dr. Who or Star Wars wear that shit.  A bottle of liquor goes to the best dressed dick head out there.  On On Bitches. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle Theme: Costume Party!  Anything Goes Start: Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St., New Orleans, LA 70118 Hare and Co-Hares: Cock Ness Monster, Chew Toy Beer Hare: TBD … Continue ReadingTrail # 344 – Costume Party! Anything Goes! Cock Ness Monster & Chew Toy

Trail #333 Obamacare (American Borderlands): Mexico vs. Canada. Cockness – playing as MGJ & Chew Toy

Obamacare (American Borderlands):  Mexico vs.  Canada As many of you know Mexican Gum Job has traversed the great borderlands known as America.  Her journey started in April however the story is deeper than that.  An altercation with a pot hole left Gum Job with 3 broken molars and a hefty bill from to fix them.  Because of uncertainties in her health coverage she opted to receive care in Mexico.  After receiving root canals from a Mexican mechanic (the dude had a toolbox), she realized the inadequacies of the American health care system.  Not completely satisfied with margaritas and donkey shows … Continue ReadingTrail #333 Obamacare (American Borderlands): Mexico vs. Canada. Cockness – playing as MGJ & Chew Toy

Trail # 291 – Stephen King

  We got a virgin hare this trail and Pussy Wkisker wants you to get your King on.   So come dressed as your favorite Stephen King character from any of the books or movies and get your freak on! It will be purrfect for Pussy Whisker! Bring: $1 (no coins), a six pack, whistle and flashlight.  Would advise no real weaponry. Date: Thursday, January 31, 2013. 6:30 pm meet 7:00 pm go! Theme: Stephen King Hares: Pussy Whisker (virgin lay!) & Whorebraham Lincoln Beer Hare: Chew Toy in the Pussy Wagon Pre-Lube: Holy Ground Pub  3340 Canal St., NOLA Start: … Continue ReadingTrail # 291 – Stephen King

Trail # 288 Action Movies!

If you survived the last few weeks of holiday crap and the Trust Me invasion you just might be an action movie character or have a stronger liver than me! Show Motherload and Chew Toy your buffness and come dressed as an action movie character! Bring: $1 (no coins), a six pack, whistle and flashlight. 6:30 pm meet 7:-00 pm go! Date: Thursday, January 10th Theme: Action Movies! Think Rambo, Terminator, Chuck Norris etc. Start: Parlay’s Dream Lounge, 870 Harrison Ave. New Orleans, LA 70124 Hares: Motherload & Chew Toy On-After: Parlay’s Other Hash Shit: Mardi Gras Madness Feb 8 … Continue ReadingTrail # 288 Action Movies!