Trail #564 – “Femmes Fatales” – The Iceman Thumbeth, Mr. hED, and Banana Slit

This week’s trail is a celebration of women! Your four harrierettes have planned a kick ass trail of female empowerment with themed shot stops along the way. Come dressed as your favorite female archetype, character, or role model. Or you can just come dressed as your favorite woman (We know you all already own dresses). Come out and show your love for bad ass bitches. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Sept. 21, 2017 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Femmes Fatales Start Address: St. Louis and N Bernadotte (500 N Bernadotte, right by Second Line) Hare & Co-hares: The Iceman Thumbeth, Mr. … Continue ReadingTrail #564 – “Femmes Fatales” – The Iceman Thumbeth, Mr. hED, and Banana Slit

Trail #553 Only If The Slit Says, “Oui Oui.” – Q.E. Oui Oui & TBD

Would you like some hashing? Should you consent to this week’s trail, running and drinking and singing are available, if you choose to take part. We respect your right to say, “no.” Consent is sexy (and so’s your mom). Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, July 6, 2017 6:30pm show, 7pm GO! Theme: Only If The Slit Says, “Oui Oui.” Start Address: Corner of Banks St. and S Jefferson Davis Pkwy Pre-lube: Finn McCool’s (duh) 3701 Banks St. Hares & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui & TBD Beer Hare: Swifts dad (Just Bill) On-After: Stil Finn McCool’s Dog Friendly: … Continue ReadingTrail #553 Only If The Slit Says, “Oui Oui.” – Q.E. Oui Oui & TBD

Trail # 552 – American Sparkle Party – Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Capt. Snitchy Pants, Shitty Titties, Ur(in)e Circle, Banana Slit, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Twater Sports

Freedom! Usually, we let it ring. This week, we let it gleam. In this interpretation of how we declared ourselves free of the British and their utter disdain for anything that shimmers, you, the hounds, will play the part of the Brits and give chase to your brave patriotic hares. Dress in period correct attire (or anything red, white and blue) and GET. READY. TO. SPARKLE. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 29, 2017 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: The British are Cumming – American Sparkle Party Start: Black Penny (700 N Rampart St, … Continue ReadingTrail # 552 – American Sparkle Party – Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Capt. Snitchy Pants, Shitty Titties, Ur(in)e Circle, Banana Slit, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Twater Sports

Trail # 536 – Springtime Holidays – Banana Slit and Peek a Book Cum on You

With both Easter and Passover this week, there’s a lot of children’s terror to go around. Whether you’re grateful to have avoided the Easter bunny or the Angel of Death (by painting your house with blood!), come dressed as your favorite character from these spring celebrations and hunt some treasure on trail! Let’s get weird with it. Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-Pack (glass discouraged), flashlight, whistle Date: Thursday, April 13, 2017  6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: Springtime Holidays Start: Esplanade Avenue, next to the U.S. Mint 400 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116 Hare and Co-Hares: Banana Slit and Peek-a-Boo Cum on … Continue ReadingTrail # 536 – Springtime Holidays – Banana Slit and Peek a Book Cum on You

Trail # 513 – Rock the Vote – Banana Slit

It’s been a long fucking weekend and this is the third hash this week! Let’s chill out with a short Slit trail and remember our civic duty.Come dressed with an election shirt, as Uncle Sam, a Hanging Chad! (Or not, we have freedom of expression bitches) Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, November 3 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: Rock the Vote! Start: Samuel Square 2100 Napoleon Ave New Orleans, LA 70115  (This address brings you to the corner) Hare and Co-Hares: Banana Slit Beer Hare: Fucked By Mapquest Pre-Lube Location: Wayfare 4510 Freret St, … Continue ReadingTrail # 513 – Rock the Vote – Banana Slit