Voodoo Hash House Harriers

It is the longest day of the year! Welcome to our humble kennel where we’ll be running from cultists and avoid getting killed (or, conversely, dress like a cultist and chase down the hare). Step into a chilling midsummer festival where tradition meets terror. Embrace the thrill of navigating through picturesque yet haunting trails, adorned with floral crowns and mysterious symbols. Whether you’re a seasoned runner or new to the pack, this spine-tingling adventure promises an adrenaline-pumping experience. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a run that blends the beauty of summer with the suspense of … Continue ReadingTrail #940 – Midsommar

“I have tasted beers and queers. I will not give up that which I have tasted” – Harey Milk Whether you’re queer, into beer or an ally, let your inner pup out on this trail laid by yours truly “Steven with a D”. Perhaps a bag of skittles from a pit crew member will do? Or the tempting cherry chapstick of that girl if your boyfriend don’t mind it? Follow the white flour road Dorothy, cause you’re about to lock the doors, lower the blinds, cause I know exactly what you need… Let’s have a QIQI! Bring: $1 (no coins); … Continue ReadingTrail #939 – PRIDE!

It’s time for Voodoo to prepare for this season’s hurricanes, and we hashers need some weird things to not just thrive, but to simply survive. Please bring something that would go in the VoodooHash hurricane prep kit, and make it as frivolous, impractical, or Hashy as possible. If you don’t bring something, find something on trail. There will be a show-and-tell during circle. The top 3 best (worst) items get a shot of fireball, or maybe a can of beans or something. *Nothing will be kept; you’ll be taking your items home. Bring: $1 (no coins); whistle, flashlight. 6 pack … Continue ReadingTrail #938 – Unconventional Hurricane Prep

Trail #937 – Summer Vibes Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 30, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Summer Vibes Start Address: (30.028089,-90.089154) Lakeshore Dr – past shelter 2 parking lot near the levee Hare & Co-hares: Just a Little Pee Pee Beer Hare: Hitachi Topic Pre-Lube/On-After: Melius Bar & Grill – 1701 Lake Avenue Metairie, LA 70005 Dog Friendly: yes! Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Dry bag Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks) ~ 3.5 miles Trail is: A to … Continue ReadingTrail #937 – Summer Vibes

“Give yourself time. Beers’ll come. Hares’ll shake you, roll you, maybe embrace you. The music’ll find you.” – Steven with a D In the city of Neo Orleans, synthezoid Steven with a D and his android body-ody-ody-guard MILF plan to unleash a sentient AI that threatens to reveal everyone’s porn history, and even predicts what a person will watch next, while holding the info ransom. You are Bladecummers who’s job is to “RETIRE” any cybernetic enhanced individuals that threaten sexy privacy. Hope your aim is good, only way to kill cyber individuals are “backshots”. —————————————— Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack … Continue ReadingTrail #936 – Cyber Punk