#202 Running with Blue Balls

Do you have Balls??  Are they Blue?  Well Mr. Testis does, and he’s looking to lay his virgin blue ball lay with your lovable BumbleTard and Eyes Up Here.  WTF, blue balls? Mr Testis? What the hell are you talking about??  Well here’s the skinny: In celebration of the up and coming San Fermin Running of the Bulls New Orleans style Mr. Testis (the official mascot of San Fermin) decided to come into town to check out the local culture before this weekends festivities.  Be there BITCHES!  There’s going to be lots of BALLS some of which might be BLUE!! … Continue Reading#202 Running with Blue Balls

#201- Puppy’s Final Cumming

Ok, I was going to think of something witty and sarcastic to say about how shitty puppy trails are, but as I was carrying a bag of dog chow up the stairs I decided to make this short and sweet (like a good love making machine… for puppies). So it is the final coming for Puppy Love Machine, and what better place to start than the Wal-Marts. And he decided not to be an ass hole, but to honor the community who is being honored this moth, the LGBT (although decadence is in September?!?). So hopefully a New York reporter … Continue Reading#201- Puppy’s Final Cumming

TWoT did you say?

Last night at the HoB’s Foundation Room after meeting Lance Moore (thanks again Everything Butt Sex and Natalie), I was talking to Teeny Weeny on Top about the photo I used for her naming post and how I almost used one from Spermin for German’s going away party that highlighted her taste in colorful underwear:   Well, TWoT went on to say she had a better shot – one that included Tidy too. I said that if she sent it to me, I would have used that one. She didn’t believe me. Well, I got an email last night: From: … Continue ReadingTWoT did you say?