It’s October! Halloween is just one thing on the list

Thanks for a great hash last Thursday. All the north shore virgins are going back to their soccer mom lives forever changed. They have already figured out a rotating carpool schedule, and posted it on their refridgerators. A special shout out goes out to Atomic Dyke from Baton Rouge, for letting us see her goods and letting our visitors from the North Atlantic demonstrate a number 62 on her. One thing I noticed is Voodoo doesn’t have a walking trail, but multiple over achievers showed up in walking cast. Apparently, one too many people are strapping themselves into the sex … Continue ReadingIt’s October! Halloween is just one thing on the list

Hash Hymnal

For those of you who have commented on my extremely large and rather scary collection of hash songs, for the last 2 years I’ve actually been typing them out in a notepad file. Finally, I compiled them all in a PDF for your reading pleasure. <– Click that link to download it. Now you will have no excuse when someone calls on you to sing a song! If you know a song that I should add, please e-mail me (ATLartist@gmail.com) with the lyrics. I’m sure there is one or two that I have stored somewhere in my brain but forgot … Continue ReadingHash Hymnal

C’mon get Happi

If you’re a newly-named hasher or just new to the Voodoo, I bet you’re wondering how you can get one of those awesome happi coats. What we need is ten hashers willing to fork over a paltry $40 each, so we can place an order. If you’re interested, talk to Fill Me Up (the queen bee) or Cock a Booty Boo (the one who takes your dollar every Thursday).* Happi coats are a Japanese tradition– a summertime version of the kimono, originally printed with a family crest on the back, and primarily worn to festivals. They are a great way … Continue ReadingC’mon get Happi

Last chance to Lick A Lotta Cock

That’s right harriers and harriettes, it’s a Lick A Lotta Cock’s last trail this week and it is one you won’t want to miss! We will be celebrating birthdays, saying farewell to a few good hashers, pre-lubing for the first running of the Voodoo Monkey H3 and getting ideas for future Voodoo Crash House Harriers vacations. This week’s hash not only marks the 2 year anniversary of my virgin hash, but it is also my LAST HASH with the Voodoo. That’s right 2 short years ago Tempur-Penis convinced me to come run with his little “running group”. The theme was … Continue ReadingLast chance to Lick A Lotta Cock

Religious Experience

Apparently some of you wankers tick Tidy Bowl off, he thinks that you need some religion. Thursdays hash run… Think Priest! Religion, start wearing purple and praise Ezekiel!  Or if you want to come dressed as Lions, that works too. I suspect that Second Cumming will be in his usual “attire.”   Hare: Hi Priest: TidyB Need A beer Hare!  any takers? Theme: Religion, Royalty, Buddha Location: 1800 Block of Tulane Ave @ N. Roman, across from St. Joseph’s Church 6:30 show, 7:00 go, Bring a whistle a flashlight, a dollar, and a 6 pack