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#271-Birds and the BumbleTard

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It’s that time of year again and Spring is in the air.  The birds and the bumbletards are out and about as cool fronts start rolling in!  Well, it’s not really Spring but BumbleTard thinks it is, so we must humor the Retard.  Put on your bestest bird, bee, bug, tard, flower, spring outfit and cum out for a fun run around Scout Island with your loving Tard, oh and don’t forget your TUTU.  Word on the street is he has prizes for the those that display extra ordinary re-re-ness or do something that he and/or the mystery hare wouldn’t … Continue Reading#271-Birds and the BumbleTard

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and It’s Growing, It’s Growing, It’s Growing!

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Alright kids, We need to take a moment with Butt Sex. We’ve gotten huge. Which is awesome, but it also brings new complications. First, We’ve become way too dependent on the Voodoo Facebook Group. It’s been really convenient to reach out to people. Feel free to join up. Almost every day someone is inviting everyone out to a bar, restaurant, or event in the city. If you are looking to hang out with those awesome people you met on Thursday during other random nights, join this group to find us. However, because VooDoo is such a loving and social group, … Continue Readingand It’s Growing, It’s Growing, It’s Growing!

CategoriesGeneral Voodoo Stuff Hash Announcements Hash Events Trail Announcements

Camp out info and Thursday’s trail

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Where: 46468 River Road Hammond, LA 70401 Time: 12pm Friday, March 30th. Questions: voodoohash@gmail.com or Feel free to call me anytime. If you need my number, ask Bama of ECH3. She gives it out anytime someone says they like anal. My phone gets turned off at 6pm on Friday though! What to Bring: Tent, bug spray, towel, clothes line, camping shit, etc….Extra alcohol. (Tequila and gin tend to make people’s clothes fall off.) Why extra Alcohol?: Because no one has ever said, “Oh my God what are we going to do with all of this extra alcohol?” or “We had … Continue ReadingCamp out info and Thursday’s trail

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A Strong message is being sent via Butt Sex

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Last Night I always like it when Dicks a Flava and Fried Chicken Snatch hare. The trails usually end up being pretty damn good, even if they do pre-lay parts of it. But for the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s Noodly Appendages’ sake. Can you fucking please stop putting circle on the front lawn of million dollar homes???? The garden police get called every gorram time. Just fucking stop it. Next person to do it will feel the wrath of Butt Sex and I will make sure it hurts for you to sit down for a fucking week. Next week’s trail OK, … Continue ReadingA Strong message is being sent via Butt Sex

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Shirts n’ stuff

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As some of you may know, not only do I have MAD ART SKILLZ, I work at a screen printer. I was thinking the other day: most of my hash shirts don’t fit me, and it’d be nice to have some running attire that doesn’t have short sleeves down to my elbows or need 12 inches of fabric cut off the bottom. And then, I realized– I could put Voodoo art on any piece of clothing for pretty cheap… other people may wanna get in on this too! We have been discussing this on the Facebook group (you should really … Continue ReadingShirts n’ stuff