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Trail #930 This French Quarter Festival will celebrate the human creative spirit. Songs and rhyme that could never be replicated by some algorithm. The FQF brings music from around the world to our beautiful historic French Quarter. Did you know the French Quarter existed 238 year before AI? This is an organics only trail. Please do not bring any robot companions and kindly uninstall ChatGPT from your phone before arriving. Remember as a human based and led trail mistakes can happen, such as forgetting to bring flour. This is part of the human experience and something to embrace. Please note … Continue ReadingTrail #930 – French Quarter Fest

In the shadowed embrace of an upcoming night, under the watchful gaze of a crescent moon, we will embark on an unprecedented adventure to find, Who Watches the Can I Watch? This run is destined to be far from ordinary, unfurling a tapestry of conspiracy theories intricately linked to ancient pyramids. As you dart through dimly lit alleys, decode enigmatic symbols, and uncover hidden passageways, you may find yourself ensnared in a covert plot that stretches the boundaries of history and power. This hash, merging physical vigor with the allure of mystery, will not only test your endurance but also … Continue ReadingTrail #929 – Who Watches the Can I Watch?

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 28, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: On-In like a Lion, On-Out like a Lamb Folklore speaks on the month of March as cumming, “In like a Lion and out like a Lamb” , speaking on the dualistic nature of spring weather and the balance of nature through opposites. Voodoo came into March as invertebrates worming our way about trail, so we’ll be moving on-out, boned out. Wear your animal prints and to keep the spirit of March alive, be prepared to finish looking different than you … Continue ReadingTrail #928 – On-In like a Lion, On-Out like a Lamb

Get ready to get fancy — Pinky’s out! Are you feeling smart and ready to take over the world, Brain style? Or are you just along for the ride with a Pinky mentality? Find out as we celebrate in style with Prelube at the Columns. Dress up in your favorite Animaniacs attire to get started with world domination. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 3/21/24 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Pinky’s Out Start Address: Neutral ground at St. Charles and Peniston Hare: Piro-Wwwwet Beer hare: Next!!!! Pre-Lube: The Columns On-After: Delachaise Dog Friendly: No … Continue ReadingTrail #927 – Pinky’s Out

In honor of Steak & Blowjob Day, there is none more appropriate than our resident gobbler to jiggle along on this trail. Come join us on a light adventure with a big load of reward for all. There will be some meaty bits for y’all to nibble or gobble on to your hearts content and fluids to lap up at certain points of the trail. Show Voodoo how you like to use your mouth hole the best! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight. Date: Thursday, March 14, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Steak & Blowjobs … Continue ReadingTrail #926 Steak & Blowjobs