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Campout 2011

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I just wanted to send out a big holla to those who helped make this year’s event highly successful.  First and foremost, thanks to my kitchen staff:  Oral Impression, Takes It In the Face, Utterly Retitulous, Cock-a-Booty, Just Andy, Just Jennifer, and anyone else who helped put stuff out, serve, organize, or clean up.  Thanks to Everything Butt Sex for hare raising, as I was only able to sneak in on a couple of circles.  I heard the trails and themes, except the one with P.O.S. Knave and Chum Dumpster having glow sticks stuck in inappropriate places, were really fun … Continue ReadingCampout 2011

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No Cunt Troll put it in my mouth, and it was awesome.

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Last night summed up New Orleans perfectly. We were in Clay Square Park, about to circle up when a cop shows. Cop: “Ya’ll can’t have beer in the park. The noise is fine. Can ya’ll just move out to the corner or the street, and drink?” I fucking love this city. We took the cop’s advice and hashed 13 extra blocks, moving us from 11th crappy ass Ward to the 10th. What we found out is that the 10th Ward (i.e. district for you foreigners) is rather a good spot to host a bunch of overgrown children who likes to … Continue ReadingNo Cunt Troll put it in my mouth, and it was awesome.

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Hash Trash 179 – Like Anal Sex for the First Time

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I’m back bitches! I know y’all missed me…I know lately I’ve been cumming more like 0 lays a week, like EBS so eagerly likes to call me, but I decided to make a return when I heard Slam Bam was leading this hash. Problem was I forgot that this loud mouth Wanker probably can’t stay focused enough for a blow job let alone an entire hash. I think this mother fucker must have seen some shiny string on trail and forgot how to throw down flour. First half took us around Tchop down to children’s hospital and along the railroad … Continue ReadingHash Trash 179 – Like Anal Sex for the First Time

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Hash Trash and News.

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Not much on hash trash since the only thing shorter than the hare, was the trail itself. We saw some hard nipples and chattering teeth. I didn’t see one fucking tit check!!!! Oh well, This is what’s happening this weekend!! Ok so it appears that some out of town hashers are planning a social for us locals on Friday 02/11/2011 to toast to “G’s” memory in Jackson Square, 7:30pm. Meet at Turtle Bay around 6pm. From there they will go to Cafe Pontalba for 7:30pm for the toast. Social 6pm. Turtle Bay on Decatur. Then Toast to “G” 7:30pm Cafe … Continue ReadingHash Trash and News.

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Hash Trash #176 – No Princesses, No Rappers, Just Hardcore Hashers, ya heard?

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The trail was cold, wet, and douchey. So we all know what it felt like to be Cold Wet Douche, who in fact was sick and still made it out one of shiggiest trail laid by hares, Everything Butt Sex and Jefferson Starfish. There’s no excuse for the lame hashers who whined about the cold and stayed home.  The weather was in the low 30s with icy winds that felt like a million knife cuts and with sleet to follow.  The trail felt like we were preparing for Warrior Dash minus the fire jumping part. Let me mentally paint this … Continue ReadingHash Trash #176 – No Princesses, No Rappers, Just Hardcore Hashers, ya heard?