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She’s been shoving fingers up guys’ asses for years, but this week our very own Delayed Gratification (M.D.) will be unleashed on the world as a practicing physician…. As most educated people do in New Orleans, she is leaving us. We can’t let her go out into the sticks of AleXXXandria without a good shot in the eye. So harriers, turn your head and cough and harriettes, strap yourself into the stirrups … It’s time for your anal physical! Make sure you pre-lube this one, you’ll need it. Hares: Lick a Lotta Cock (virgin Voodoo lay), Delayed Gratification (virgin lay) … Continue Reading#194 – Let’s Play Doctor.

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#193 – “The Hash Abides”

May 3, 2011December 17, 2011

In the spirit of “The Dude”, instead of giving the hares a hard time in this week’s write up; I will leave all you wanks with some awesome hash advice. Have fun No short cutting trail If you do short cut trail, be really good at it Debts from punishments will be paid in beer Congratulations for achievements will be paid in beer Being lame will force you to come into circle, be mocked at, and drink beer The RA is always right. When the RA is wrong, the RA is still right Don’t use the “R” word If you’re … Continue Reading#193 – “The Hash Abides”

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#192 – April Showers

April 26, 2011December 17, 2011

The gods will keep the rain at bay on an April day when the hares decided to have some fun. But without rain, showers of sorts will litter the hashers with droplets like cum. Showers make flowers like baths make clean hashers, which they never do. And after trips through shiggy, by god not the ferry, but a little float through the shallow blue these hashers will be joyous and sing songs so glorious as they chug down on some good brew. on-on, Broke Back Dyke Hares: Enough Already and Broke Back Dyke Location: Pendot Park at Canal and Robert … Continue Reading#192 – April Showers

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#191 – BumbleBee’s and TuTu’s (Update)

April 19, 2011April 19, 2011

He gave me a starting location only 30 minutes after being called out!!! In the meantime. Enjoy Bunk Bunk’s baby picture. P.S. You’re homework assignment for Thursday is to find out why “I use to work in Chicago.” I worked in a department store. There are a bunch of reason’s why I don’t work there anymore! Hares: Bumbletard Theme: BumbleBee’s and Tutu’s When: Thursday, April 21st, 6:30pm Show, 7:00pm Geaux! Location: Median. About 2-3 blocks past the bulldog in Mid-Coty, Towards Lakeview. View BumbleBee’s & Tutu’s in a larger map Bring $1 and a 6 pack!

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#191 – BumbleBee and Tutu’s

April 19, 2011

So, our beloved Bumbletard has been with us for an entire year. We first met him during our TuTus on 2-2 hash. It was only a year ago we were running along Bayou St. John and some jackass yelled “what are ya’ll doing?!?!” Shortly after he ran out of his house wearing a Bumblebee outfit and caught up to us. Unfortunately he’s been fucking up ever since. Still to this day, I don’t think he knows a single song. Even today, 2 days before his inaugural run, the best he can give me for a start location is “a few … Continue Reading#191 – BumbleBee and Tutu’s