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Trail #311 3rd Anal Lebowski Hash

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  It’s that time of year again half-minds. That’s right, it’s time to take it easy man and do a tribute to The Dude.  Dress up as one of your favorite characters from The Big Lebowski and cum drink a few. And no, we don’t have the money or the girl, so don’t piss on our rug.  It really brings the room together. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a six pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday, May 9th 2013, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: The Big Lebowski Your Cast: Jizz Rag as Walter Sobchak, Clitoria’s Secret as Donnie … Continue ReadingTrail #311 3rd Anal Lebowski Hash

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Trail # 309 Drunken Sailors! Doofus White Boy & Fun Runs

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdt8EMNDX_4 What do you do with a drunken sailor? Run and drink with her/him of course. This hash is dedicated to the Hash House Harriers’ roots as something the Royal Navy did to blow off steam (know your history!) This is a celebration of the hashes’s roots in a sea going service. Prepare your drinking songs, sea shanties, get your sea legs, and fight off scurvy.  Also beware of sea monsters. There are rumors they will make a cameo for the drunken sailor hash. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk, flashlight, whistle Date: Thursday, April 25, 2013. 6:30 pm … Continue ReadingTrail # 309 Drunken Sailors! Doofus White Boy & Fun Runs

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Trail # 299 – Mexican Gum Job presents The Circus Hash

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Little known fact that the alternative to “the Jazz FUNeral” was “The Circus”.  Now I’m getting my damn circus hash meow, YA HEAR!?!?! I want bearded ladies, lion tamers, trapeze artists, fire eaters, magicians, juggling clowns, Siamese twins and unicycles.  I will be available to clown or mime pain some faces at pre-lube.  The walkers will not be given a special trail; if you are coming to trail, then do trail. Bring: $1 (no coins), a 6 pack, whistle, flashlight (big red shoes and nose encourage but optional) Theme: Circus Hash Date: March 21, 2013, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm … Continue ReadingTrail # 299 – Mexican Gum Job presents The Circus Hash

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Trail # 297 – Late Night TV!

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So something has been keeping Motherload up at nights watching some late night Nick at Night and TV Land (I imagine it might be flashbacks of his mother walking in on him…) and wants us to join the fun.  This week come dressed as a favorite classic TV character! Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 pack , flashlight and a whistle. Support hose optional but shiggy socks recommended, hare advises there will be a little bit of shiggy. When: Thursday, March 7, 2013 Theme: Nick at Night/TV Land Hare(s): Motherload, Who’s on First Beer Hare: TBA (if interested contact Texticle Teaser … Continue ReadingTrail # 297 – Late Night TV!

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Trail # 296 – 1,000 Ways To Die!

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As everyone knows Crescent Shiggy’s JazzFUNeral is this weekend.  And before you have a funeral somebody has to die! Bring:  A $1 (no coins), a six pack, flash light, whistle and your will. Date: Thursday, February 28, 2013 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: 1,000 Ways To Die Hare: Boudreaux’s Butt Paste Beer Hare: One needed, truck provided. Pre-Lube/Start: Parly’s Dream Lounge, 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans  LA 70124 On-After: Parlay’s Upcumming Events! Voodoo Campout! Rego is capped at 100 and we are already more than 50% full April 5-7, 2013. Camping, trails, Hash Olympics, Food and Beer on the Ren … Continue ReadingTrail # 296 – 1,000 Ways To Die!