Pastor Bait-Her, Author at Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Fill Me Up’s the hare this week – so you know what that means. Actually, I’m not sure what that means – anyone care to help a brother out? It’s a Mardi Gras / Royalty themed hash. I know, we just had a hash the other week that was carnival themed, but ’tis the season, right? I mean, we only have Mardi Gras for a few weeks out of the year – did you know that children in China don’t even have a Mardi Gras? Not even one day! If for no other reason, do it for the children. And, … Continue Reading#119 – “Royal” Pain in the Hash

Trail Announcements

Our own Gilded Huffer / Sharpie Bandit

January 22, 2010January 22, 2010

If you went to Puppy Love Machine’s hash the other week, the Mardi Gras themed Carniball Maskerbaton hash, you may have seen or met Erectiaphobia’s hubby, Just Mike: In my head, being primarily comprised of over 9,000 internets, I didn’t see Just Mike. I saw a combination of three chuckleheads: 1) The Gilded Huffer: Our friend here, Patrick Tribett, was arrested in a hardware store trying to buy more spraypaint. The above is his mugshot. *facepalm* 2 and 3) The Sharpie Bandits: Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to … Continue ReadingOur own Gilded Huffer / Sharpie Bandit

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Lasertag Update

January 20, 2010

UPDATE! I just talked to the lady at the facility, and even though their recording says no outside food and drink, what they really mean is, “Just give us a heads up about coolers.” Sweet. They need a two weeks notice for booking, and they are free for March and April as of now. So, I’ve gotten some suggestions for when and when not to have it, and these are our options thus far: CAN March 5th & 6th March 12th & 13th (Note the 13th is the Irish Channel Parade) April 9th & 10th CAN’T March 19th & 20th … Continue ReadingLasertag Update

Trail Announcements

#118 – Wet Dreams

January 19, 2010January 20, 2010

I know what you’re about to read has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s trail info, and I don’t give a good goddamn. So, in lieu of witty commentary, I’ll simply say this and move on to minimal trail info: WHO DAT, BITCHES! And now back to our regular programming: Hares: Just Darren (Virgin!), Tidy Bowl Man, Ready Whip When: 6:30pm, Jan 21st Where: Celebration Church at Transcontinental and I-10 Pre-Lube: Step Brothers Bar – W. Napoleon and Transcontinental On-After: Just Darren’s at 2516 Margie St. Metairie, LA 70003. Theme: cum dressed as your dream Costs: $1 and a … Continue Reading#118 – Wet Dreams

Trail Announcements

#117 – Carniball Maskerbation

January 12, 2010

It’s carnival time, you know what that means…. TIT CHECK! Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a mask (HIGHLY recommended). Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, wankers. Check out dantesmasquerade.com for Got Milk’s custom mask offerings. Tidy Bowl will bring some $15 masks to the hash start point for anyone who wants them.