Author: Pastor Bait-Her

I know this is late, but apparently “providing info about this week’s hash” these days means calling super-busy-work-guy on a Tuesday when the hash is a Thursday, which then gets passed on to now-extra-pissed-super-busy-guy who is multi-tasking by writing this, updating workstations, compiling kernels, and drinking beer at the same time. In case you haven’t guessed, the first mentioned busy guy since last week is EBS and the latter is me. WTF. Moving on, this week’s hash is uptown, with a – you guessed it – Halloween theme. SO dress on up you wankers, it’s not that hard. Considering that … Continue Reading#161 – Happy Hashoween!

It’s a tale as old as STDs themselves – man searches long and far for pristine lands and riches beyond belief, only to leave the lands ruined and the virgins knocked up and in need of a free clinic. This week, we celebrate the conquests of Columbus, but instead of a filthy Italian leading the way, we’re stuck with Brokeback Dyke and Princess Layless. We’re starting off in the parking lot at West End Park, right past Coconut Beach. If this sounds familiar, it should. Leif Ericson actually found North America 500 years Columbus, and The Whistles hared from this … Continue Reading#159 – Columbus Lay

I KNOW NOZING! I get the feeling we’ll be hearing a lot of the from Tidy Bowl this Thursday. Why? Well, I’ll give you four good reasons: 1) Have you met Tidy? 2) ZE GERMANS ARE COMING! 3) Your mom. This Thursday, we’ll be celebrating Ökshïggyfëst, a holiday just made up by our hares, Tandy Ass and Game Ovary. Actually, what Tandy sent me was “October Shiggy Fest”, but I didn’t think it was Germanic enough, so I made it one one and threw in more umlauts than possibly pronounceable. Go me. Anyways, we’re starting at Mirabeau Ave & Paris … Continue Reading#157 – Ökshïggyfëst

Holy Mattress Monkey, Batman! Another VooDoo Wedding! The last wedding hash wasn’t but a few months ago, so grab your best running formalwear, and head uptown this week for Tighter Twat and Show Me Your Posse’s wedding hash. Remember, this is TT, so shiggy socks are usually a good thing to wear. Theme: It’s a wedding. Put on your good wifebeater. Hares: Tighter Twat and Sow Me Your Posse Start: Dublin St & Hampson St Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO! Pre-lube: Madigan’s Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring … Continue Reading#139 – TT and Posse’s Wedding Hash!