Author: Pastor Bait-Her

CategoriesTrail Announcements

#195 – Jesus is Cumming!

Posted on

So, apparently on May 21st, the Rapture is coming, or so these guys say: www.wecanknow.com. Personally, they’re not winning me over with their lame photo gallery or the fact that they already ran out of free bumper stickers, but just in case they’re telling the truth, we should make this last Hash a good one. This will be a little atypical than most (read: you won’t be running six miles), and this you will understand if y’all bother to fucking pay attention to chalk talk instead of trying to hit on the hot new virgin you somehow haven’t scared off … Continue Reading#195 – Jesus is Cumming!

CategoriesHash Announcements

2011 Campout Registration!

Posted on

We may not have a venue, but does that mean we can’t get ahead of ourselves and take registration forms? FUCK NO! Fill Me Up assures me we’ll have a location soon (that isn’t trying to screw us in the not-so-fun way ( helloooo, surprise sex! ) ), but until then, you can download this fancy PDF, type in your info, print it, and bring it to the next hash. Last we had an arrest (almost without a bailing out – Starfish and I had our own little adventure trying to find the jail), so let’s hope this year is … Continue Reading2011 Campout Registration!

CategoriesTrail Announcements

#165 – The Himalayan H8

Posted on

If you were to meet someone who climbed Mt. Everest, you’d probably think they’re a badass, due to the enormity of the task they accomplished. You know what? You’d be right. But those guys are little bitch-ass girly-men compared to sherpas. Not only do they do the same hike, but guess what? They carry /all/ the gear that those rich-ass white guys need to ascend the mountain. And double guess what? This week’s trail is hared by some sherpa dudes from the Himalayan H8 who aren’t afraid to carry 500lbs of flour around downtown. Move over, Chuck Norris. Hares: The … Continue Reading#165 – The Himalayan H8

CategoriesTrail Announcements

#162 – 3RD ANAL BLACK DRESS RUN!

Posted on

This year, Tidy Bowl and I decided to do something special for you assholes for the 3rd Black Dress Run – we pulled some strings and made the Day of the Dead land on a Monday! We did this just for you! So if any of you cockbites complain about us failing to reserve perfect weather, just remember that we shifted the goddamn calendar year one day to make this happen. That takes a lot of work – I bet you those bitch-asses at the U.N. can’t even shift the calendar. Fuckin’ recognize, y’heard? If you show up, and you’re … Continue Reading#162 – 3RD ANAL BLACK DRESS RUN!