Author: Pastor Bait-Her

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Thanks a TWOT!

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Another week, another naming. We pulled in Just Barbie, Just Teeny (Christine), and Just Kim to get named, but the cold kept us from braining very good, so we only named one of these bitches. So, Just Teeny, COME ON DOWN! From here on out (and on-on to Europe in a few days), let it be known that Just Teeny Is to be known as Teeny Weeny On Top (TWOT)!   And just as an aside, I was going to post up a photo of TWOT in her britches, but you couldn’t see her face. Well, I guess I shoulda … Continue ReadingThanks a TWOT!

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#112 – Spy vs. Spy

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  I know I know, we’ve had a bad run with virgin hares as of late, but A) you have to start somewhere, and B) shut up and hare you lazy bastard. This week we take our chances in the small (but not cabbage-scented) hands of Just Teeny. May Breesus have mercy on our souls. Also, if you have some clothes that you want the VDH3 Rabbit Logo silk screened onto, bring it! Here’s the low down: – the cost will be $6.00 per print (so a back and front shirt will cost $12 to print) – payment due with … Continue Reading#112 – Spy vs. Spy

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Roses are Red…

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Violets are Blue. This post is really late, so bite me and fuck you. I can’t believe I forgot to do this, but last month during S4G’s (Spermin’ for Germans) going-away party, we named Just Rose mere hours before she was due to hop on a plane and head back to the Fatherland. In retrospect, maybe throwing a bunch of white powder on someone about to walk into an airport was a bad idea. Meh. Anyways, when she returns, make sure you call her Five Dolla Schatzi!   FYI – “Schatzi” is a German term of endearment – like “dear” … Continue ReadingRoses are Red…

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“Just Dustin” No Longer

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Thursday’s hash might have been a titty bit nipply (according to you whiny, unprepared bastards), but that didn’t stop us from running shitty trail, having a circle, and naming a hasher. It did stop us from giving Ready Whip the “birthday cake” she so richly deserved, but I did just mark down her 1/2 birthday in the calendar (which also happens to be a Thursday!) as a reminder during warmer times. But I digress. This is all about Just Dustin. And when I say “all about Just Dustin”, I really mean this is all about everything butt sex.   Watch … Continue Reading“Just Dustin” No Longer

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#111 – 40 Days and Nights

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Jeebus spent 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness fasting while being tempted by all things sinful. A 40-something time period, whether days, months, or years is ALWAYS a period of testing, trial, probation, or chastisement (but not judgment) and ends with a period of restoration, revival or renewal. Well, Ready Whip is turning 40 this Thursday and “G” knows she’s has had 40 years of testing and trials so lets celebrate like Hashers do: Drink beer, cuss a lot and be as sinful as possible. So, come dressed as your favorite religious icon and get your sin on. … Continue Reading#111 – 40 Days and Nights