Author: Pastor Bait-Her

CategoriesHash Trash

The Trash Before Christmas

Posted on

Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house. He noticed that someone had left without their blouse. Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care, He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there. They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head, head, who said head? Joining them was Cock a Booty Boo, who recently given Everything Butt Sex the flu, Lick a Lotta Cock showed up with steaks and champagne, Until then, the pre-lube, had been midly tame. We finally ventured on to the neutral ground of … Continue ReadingThe Trash Before Christmas

CategoriesHash Announcements

Orphan Christmas at Dickie Wongs’

Posted on

ATTN: New Orphans If you’ve got no family in town or just want to disown them due to the embarrassing “he peed sitting down until he was 13” story, come to my house for our own Christmas. We can unwrap the FedEx and Amazon wrapped presents you either got from your weird uncle or bought for yourself. I’m not going to be cooking, but I will probably grab some finger sandwiches or some crap from Wal-Mart. Feel free to bring something to eat, but food isn’t really ever a priority at my house so it’s every man for himself. But, … Continue ReadingOrphan Christmas at Dickie Wongs’

CategoriesTrail Announcements

#114 – Jingle Balls!

Posted on

Sorry for the extreme lateness – I’ve had some domain transfer / DNS issues / email server fail at work, and had to attend to that. And I have to move the hosting for this site soon. Anyways blah blah beep boop beep blah … JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE ALL THE WAY! Hares: Tidy Bowl Man, Imagine My Erection, Fire in the Hole When: December 24th, 6:30 pm Where: Neutral Ground at Miss Mae’s (Napoleon and Magazine) Theme: Winter Holiday Make sure you bring $1, a six-pack, a whistle, and a flashlight.

CategoriesTrail Announcements

#113 – Heaux Heaux Heaux

Posted on

Well, as the holiday season gets rolling, so will our little frostback, Whole Lotta Cum. She’s leaving us for drier, less interesting lands. Before she left, she wanted to hare one last time – something that I think is a pretty good sendoff. It’s a Christmahanukwanzivus theme (Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus), so break out your favorite dirty santa / naughty elf / reindeer (I’m lookin at you, Puppy Love Machine) costume, and meet up at the fountain at Coliseum Square! There will be an on-after at the Avenue Pub (Polymnia and St. Charles) after the hash, so bring extra cash! Hare: Whole Lotta … Continue Reading#113 – Heaux Heaux Heaux

CategoriesGeneral Voodoo Stuff

TWoT did you say?

Posted on

Last night at the HoB’s Foundation Room after meeting Lance Moore (thanks again Everything Butt Sex and Natalie), I was talking to Teeny Weeny on Top about the photo I used for her naming post and how I almost used one from Spermin for German’s going away party that highlighted her taste in colorful underwear:   Well, TWoT went on to say she had a better shot – one that included Tidy too. I said that if she sent it to me, I would have used that one. She didn’t believe me. Well, I got an email last night: From: … Continue ReadingTWoT did you say?