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#116 Hash Trash

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For all of you WHINY TIT-BABIES who couldn’t bring yourselves out of your leopard-print (or worse yet, generic) Snuggies to come Hash with us, this is for you: ‘La Virgina’ Just Sarah and the ‘more-experienced’ Mr. Dickie Wongstockings laid a somewhat visible trail through the CBD and FQ, only having lost THREE people by the end of Circle.  Since I.M.E. has already been named, this incident must later be noted for the namings of Just Carl and Just Jason (whose New Year’s Resolution to start showing up to the Hash on time was considered an EPIC FAIL since he only … Continue Reading#116 Hash Trash

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#116 – broken new years resolutions

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Happy New Year! So, it’s been a whole week since the New Year has begun. Some argue it’s a new decade but who really gives a shit, I mean, really. Most of you made some sort of resolution to change blah blah blah or quit doing this or that. But, I know you, you’re hashers. You were probably doing that thing you hate right before you went to bed at 6am on Jan. 1st. But, I digress, you shouldn’t be ashamed that you’re weak and you ate a whole rum cake because there wasn’t any alcohol in your roommates liquor … Continue Reading#116 – broken new years resolutions

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Beer Mile – Tonight!

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Forwarded to me from Spread ‘Em: The idea is simple if you haven’t been before — bring some beer (typically a 6 or 12 pack is ample “left overs” for relays afterward (you’ll only need 4 for the event itself).  Bring something to keep it cold or some folks usually have extra room. I have a table of suitable size for the event, itself. If someone can bring some cones, that would be helpful. A dry erase board and marker are also helpful and I haven’t done much to wrangle one of those, just yet. We’ll probably proceed without a … Continue ReadingBeer Mile – Tonight!

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#115 – … And A Hashy New Year!

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Hobo’s having a party!  That’s right, little wankerlings, she expects you to spend your New Year’s Eve in Mid-City Hashing with the Voodoo, with beer, booze, a plethora of snackies, and FIRE to follow. “FIRE, you say, Hobo?” “Yes.” The Hash is an annual prelude to the lighting of the Mid-City Bonfire at Midnight on New Year’s Eve (a brisk ten minute walk from the house, if that).  So, avoid the shitty disaster that will be the Frat-Boy-laden French Quarter the day before the Sugar Bowl, and bring (six of) your favorite post-Hash tipples, that sweaty dollar you earned at … Continue Reading#115 – … And A Hashy New Year!