Author: Pastor Bait-Her

Cum early, cum often, cum scout your parade location or just start your pre-lube a day early. Either way, the theme is as open as VittyCent’s diaper – bare as you dare or as high proof as you can take. Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack, flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday, January 21, 2016 Theme: XXX Start: 42 Architect Alley (Den of Muses) Hare and Co-Hares: Fucked By Mapquest and Can I Watch Beer Hare: Urine Circle Pre-Lube Location: Mimi’s (2601 Royal St, New Orleans, LA 70117) On-After Location: Mimi’s (2601 Royal St, New Orleans, LA 70117) Dog Friendly?: sure Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything … Continue ReadingTrail #465: XXX – Fucked By Mapquest and Can I Watch

  So as yall know, it’s near Halloween. Zombies are preparing to eat your brains, and as old man Claiborne said “it is the end of days!!!” So put your trust and faith into a Boy Scout to show you how to make it out alive. Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters! Date: Thursday, October 22, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Scouts, zombies, strippers, zombie stripper scouts! Hares (s): Scout’s On Her, Burns With Desire, Clitoria’s Secret Beer … Continue ReadingTrail #451 – Scout’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Alright Plebs, it’s time for Pledge week! You maggots think you can Hash? You think you’re fit for VOODOO? Welcome to HELL! Join Rush Chair Fucked by Mapquest and Pledge Master Sir Yacksalot for a recruitment run through the Universities. Popped collars, hater blockers and all the pastels will be the uniform, and rep your greek letters! Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters! Date: Thursday September 3, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Pledge Week Hares (s): Fucked By Mapquest … Continue ReadingTrail #444: Pledge Week!

Tuh kick off dis Memorial Day week’en, we ax ya tuh face ya duty an mawch acrawss da mighty Industrial Canal, past da lowah nint, tuh dat pawt’uh da map labeled “Here Be Yats”. Arabi (da Parish) is da locayshin dis week, an befor’ya stawt whinin’ about whey’it is, jus considah what’uh pussy ya soun like – it’s only 4 miles from da Quarters, dawlin’! Awn-awn, -Battlesnatch Galacticunt     Hares: Tandy Ass, Eat Tail Suck Head, Battlesnatch Galacticunt Theme: U.S. military, patriotic. When: Thursday, May 26th, 6:30pm show, 7:00pm geaux! Where: Arabi, da Parish. On Judge Perez Dr near … Continue Reading#196 – Tandy Ass, Battlesnatch, Eat Tail