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May the marks rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the moon shine bright upon your face, the rains not fall upon your heels, and until we meet at On In, may G hold you in the palm of his hand. Wear your kilt (or your green skirt) and get ready to get lucky as we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day eve with the Voodoo Hash! Your hare will be blasting & scream singing along with Irish ballads at beer stops… be warned! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, … Continue ReadingTrail #869: St Patrick’s Kilt/Green Skirt Hash

Grab your hat, boots, spurs, and assless chaps and saddle up pardners for a journey to the Wild Wild West Bank where we will have special co-hares joining us from Fort Worth! We’ll mosey our way through the point as we try to wrangle some tasty libations! YEE-HAW!! —————————————————————————– Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 9th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Wild West Bank Start Address: McDonogh Memorial Park 347 Verret St, New Orleans, LA 70114 (address is for Tout de Suite which is righ outside park) Hare & Co-hares: M R Dicks, … Continue ReadingTrail #868: Wild West Bank

“I Want To Take His Face…Off. Eyes, Nose, Skin, Teeth. It’s Coming Off” Stop stealing the Declaration of Independence and put the bunny back in the box as you join the hares for a Night of 1,000 Nics! That’s right baby-o, we’re celebrating New Orleans’ favorite Bad Lieutenant and pyramid tomb owner. So don your best Nic Cage persona from Raising Arizona to Mandy and beyond as we make our way through the Fairgrounds this Thursday Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 2, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Night of 1,000 Nics! … Continue ReadingTrail #867: Night of 1,000 Nics!

Carnival’s over and it’s time to ride that wave into the sand. Join us for a nice, gentle trail through a peaceful part of town. Don’t stress. You don’t need a costume. Let your only glitter be what’s still stuck to your scalp. Run. Walk. Stretch. Catch up with a friend. Listen to the breeze in the oaks. Will there be a shot stop? Sure. Will it be a shot of juice? Maybe. Don’t like it? LaCroix me a river. Date: Thursday, February 23 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: Southwest corner of City Park at City Park Ave … Continue ReadingTrail #866: Go Down Easy

**PLEASE NOTE THE TIME CHANGE! 5:45 PM HARES AWAY, 6:00 PM HOUNDS AWAY!! THIS IS SO WE DON’T MISS THE PARADES!! Come join the Voodoo Hash for the Anal Muses Trail! There will be no Beer Near on-on this trail so that we catch as much of the parades as we can. A grand prize shoe will be given out for the blue ribbon FRB. And the DFl will have the on-her of towing the casket in a wagon. Start is inside the box! If you don’t also live inside the box, we recommend parking on the other side of … Continue ReadingTrail #865: MUSES Trail