Author: hareraiser

On this day in 1492, the New World was “discovered”. As impactful as that event may have been, it was nothing compared to me discovering hashing 10 years ago. Since I stormed your shores on that fateful day, I have liberated, colonized, and ruled VH3 with a handsome fist. King Shitler has done everything in his power to show you how to be better at running, drinking, and flirting … alas, it has not worked. So, let’s try again this Thursday and every Thursday thereafter. Help celebrate a 10-year Hashiversary with your favorite Perfect 10. There is a Columbian Pop … Continue ReadingTrail #903: Shitler’s (a) Perfect 10

What better way to add to the procrastination of putting your hoard of stickers on something, than to get MORE stickers! Cocka trots away from carefully placed trail treasures like a small, tired pony after one too many kids riding on her back. Opportunity for extra credit on trail! 🤩 Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, October 5, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Sticker?! I barely know her! Start Address: parking lot next to Robert’s Bar Hares and Cohares: CockaRaZZi Beer hare: TBD (would be cool to be you!) Pre-Lube: Robert’s Bar, 3125 … Continue ReadingTrail #902: Sticker?! I Barely Know Her!

NOLA has many things but does it have wild life in the city? I dare say yes if you’re brave enough to make friends with possums, ask a coyote for directions and take restaurant recommendations from racoons. Take an easy run and see if we can find some of our animal friends along the way. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Sept 28th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: NOLA Wild Life! Start Address: Hayden Park (OC Hailey & MLK BLVD) Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and TBD Beer hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Ecology Beer Creative … Continue ReadingTrail #901: NOLA Wild Life!

It is the 9th Anal Happy Hooters Hash, my name for Pink Dress Run!! So why not have it on voodoo’s 900th trail! This year, grab your Barbie Pink out of your Dream house closet or a sexy Ken vest and join us to raise money for Breast Cancer Research and Education! Oh, it isn’t October yet? Well, MM can’t math, so we get to start early! This is a $5 trail because there is a PATCH – because of course!! I will also have some of my Supporter buttons for a $5 donation. Bring: $5 (no coins); 6-pack (glass … Continue ReadingTrail #900: 9th Anal Happy Hooter Hash

Visit Snake and Jake’s for Schlitz and giggles before journeying through the Carrollton area. Look both ways, and don’t get run over by a street car. See you there! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, September 14, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Schlitz and Giggles Start Address: Snake and Jake’s, 7612 Oak St, NOLA 70118 Hare & Co-hares: Pirouette Beer hare: ? Pre-Lube: Snake and Jake’s On-After: Snake and Jake’s Dog Friendly: probably Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Whistle, flashlight/headlamp, shiggy socks Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does … Continue ReadingTrail #899: Schlitz and Giggles