Trail #1027: Pre-opatra

It’s almost Cleo Friday (a.k.a. Pre-opatra), so before we start wooing and clamoring for more throws it’s a good time to reflect on the junk we already have. Please adorn yourself in shirts, beads, lights, and whistles from past parades. This is your chance to warm up your attention-getting abilities, scout where to get some free tarps and couches on St. Charles Ave., and find a use for that one box of plastic gimmes that’s been shamefully sitting in a corner since last year (or for many years, perhaps?). Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight … Continue ReadingTrail #1027: Pre-opatra

Trail #1026: Awards Season!

Another year, another DiCaprio nomination for best actor. That’s right, its award season! At this trail you may or may not receive an awesome award for how many trails you have attended last year! Don’t worry backsliders, there may be something for you as well! Or you could be horribly disappointed by all of this buildup and receive nothing, who knows what will happen! Also at this trail we will give out awards for the best and worst trail of the year! Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, $$$ for extra credit Date: Thursday, January … Continue ReadingTrail #1026: Awards Season!

Trail #1025: Drunk by Daylight

Hashers beware! The Carnival season has started, and while mortals celebrate with merriment, gallivanting, and a hope for renewal… it also draws the attention of …the Entity. Ancient, mysterious and evil, the Entity hungers for fear, loss of hope and sacrifices to its mysterious existence. This trail isn’t for the faint of heart. You’ll need to follow the bloodied blobs and checks; consume generator shots, and help each other escape to enjoy Carnival. The Entity has chosen Steven with a D (The Joker) to carry out his sacrifices, and he has chosen the Voodoo H3. 5 items gifted to the … Continue ReadingTrail #1025: Drunk by Daylight

Trail #1024: YMBJ wants to go to Finn McCools and drink Guinness so the theme is let’s run/walk the long way to go to Finn McCools and drink a Guinness.

Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, January 15th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: Comiskey Park – 600 S Norman C. Francis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119 Hare & Co-Hares: YMBJ & Whurl N Hurl N Hurl N Whurl Beer Hare: ??? Pre-Lube: Finn McCools On-After: Finn McCools Dog Friendly: ? Yeah Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Fleshlight, whistles Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 2.5 – 3 miles Trail is A to A

Voodoo H3 Trail #1023: Thirty, flirty, and FIRE

It’s halfway trained’s 30th bday! It is tradition to collect and burn Christmas trees this week in celebration! There will be a batch cocktail and some snacks and joints to share. Pre-game starts at 6, and party continues 9-11pm for general population- open invite for nice people!!! Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), money for extra credit, whistle, flashlight, trees or anything fun to burn encouraged but not required! Chairs/blanket if you prefer to lounge around fire. Date: Thursday, January 8, 2026 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Thirty Flirty and FIRE Start Address: 2527 saint Ann … Continue ReadingVoodoo H3 Trail #1023: Thirty, flirty, and FIRE