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CategoriesGeneral Voodoo Stuff Hash Events Hash Trash Random Trail Announcements

It’s October! Halloween is just one thing on the list

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Thanks for a great hash last Thursday. All the north shore virgins are going back to their soccer mom lives forever changed. They have already figured out a rotating carpool schedule, and posted it on their refridgerators. A special shout out goes out to Atomic Dyke from Baton Rouge, for letting us see her goods and letting our visitors from the North Atlantic demonstrate a number 62 on her. One thing I noticed is Voodoo doesn’t have a walking trail, but multiple over achievers showed up in walking cast. Apparently, one too many people are strapping themselves into the sex … Continue ReadingIt’s October! Halloween is just one thing on the list

CategoriesGeneral Voodoo Stuff Trail Announcements

Last chance to Lick A Lotta Cock

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That’s right harriers and harriettes, it’s a Lick A Lotta Cock’s last trail this week and it is one you won’t want to miss! We will be celebrating birthdays, saying farewell to a few good hashers, pre-lubing for the first running of the Voodoo Monkey H3 and getting ideas for future Voodoo Crash House Harriers vacations. This week’s hash not only marks the 2 year anniversary of my virgin hash, but it is also my LAST HASH with the Voodoo. That’s right 2 short years ago Tempur-Penis convinced me to come run with his little “running group”. The theme was … Continue ReadingLast chance to Lick A Lotta Cock

CategoriesHash Events

Voodoo Monkey

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The Themes! Friday Night: Mardi Gras! Beads, Mask, Purple, Green, and Gold. Neutral Ground side! Saturday Night: Old Western! Burlesque, Cowboys, John Wayne Registration If you haven’t registered yet it’s $10. If you have registered and you can’t make it, fuck off!!!!! Registration and gimmie pickup is at the St. Marie Hotel; pool side 827 Toulouse Street, New Orleans, LA 70112 Friday 4pm-6pm Saturday 10am-11am. Home Everything else! Friday Pre-lube 2pm NOLA Brew Tour 3:30pm – 6pm Hotel Bar / Tropical Isle (

CategoriesHash Announcements

Voodoo Monkey info

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Holy shit in the mouth hashers! It’s finally here! For everyone who came to me and said… “Here is $20, but what the fuck is a Voodoo Monkey??” Well, the wait is over. I’m not going to string anyone along anymore! Well, I’m not going to string anyone as far as the Voodoo Monkey is concerned anyways. We have beer. We have t-shirts. We have beer. We have patches. We have beer. We have brass monkeys. Did I mention we have beer? We have 2 pub crawls and 2 hashes for Voodoo Monkey weekend planned! We have 111 hashers who … Continue ReadingVoodoo Monkey info

CategoriesTrail Announcements

Beer Mile POSTPONED to July 12.

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Alright wanks. I haven’t heard anything about the hash this weeks from the lazy ass hares. In the meantime, get your ass out to the Beer Mile Tuesday night!!!! Looks like 60 or so people will show. Pontiff Playground 1521 Palm Street Metairie, Louisiana http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=169428383123626 1. Each competitor drinks four cans of beer and runs four laps on a track (Start – beer/lap, beer/lap, beer/lap, beer/lap – finish). 2. Beer must be consumed before the lap is begun, within the transition area which is the 10 meter zone before the start/finish line on a 400m track. 3. The race begins … Continue ReadingBeer Mile POSTPONED to July 12.