Stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive: the traits of great writers, serial killers, and runners, and trail, like the rest of the world, is as a place that must be endured. Kill or be killed, wankers. Join us this All Hallows’ Day for a Wednesday to remember. Or not, if you’re lucky.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), YOUR OWN COOLER THERE IS NO BEER HARE!, whistle, flashlight, little black dress, disdain for life/the living, a heaping dose of sarcasm, a desire to kill your sibling(s), monotone inflection, Cousin It, autonomous hands, hatchets (for sharpening, not burying), zip ties (hand to Mr. hEd upon arrival, questions will not be tolerated)
Date: WEDNESDAY, November 1, 2023
Time: 5:30pm show, 6:00pm GO! **THIS TRAIL STARTS EARLY SO THERE IS TIME TO BURY… THINGS TIME TO RUN ERRANDS
Theme: Every Day is (About) Wednesday
Start Address: Bud Rip’s (900 Piety St)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd, Shitler’s List, Satan
Beer hare: NONE – trail will be short and anything but sweet
Pre-Lube: Bud Rip’s
On-After: Bud Rip’s
Dog Friendly: Hell Hounds only
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Cash monies honies
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 2-3 miles
Trail is A to A+
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